brilliant: (seriously. i'm not kidding. there's not enough love for the dude who invented the umbrella.) not so brilliant: i don't own an umbrella. i'm wet. i hate being wet. i suppose it could be worse. it's supposed to snow tonight. real, actual snow. boo. i hate snow. actually, that's not … [Read more...]
Catholic Guilt
There is a great line in " The Commitments"(which you should see if you haven't) where a poor Irish white guy is trying to channel the greats of soul for his saxophone and he wanders around Dublin chanting, "I'm black and I'm proud." I have days where I wander … [Read more...]
Gossip on a Diet
Hi Gorgeouses! What do you do when you're on a postpregnancy-weight-loss initiative (because "diet"'s a four-letter word), and your rascally newborn has you up ALL NIGHT LONG, and you're hungry, but you've exceeded all your weightwatcher's points for the day??? I know, I know...YOU DRINK … [Read more...]
how my daughter’s losing teeth and how i’m channeling my inner girl-scout. (i’m prepared)
(have you read my interview yet?? if you haven't, i highly suggest you visit here...) We have a loose tooth in our house. thank god. I was beginning to feel like we were in a bad episode of Arthur. Remember the one? Arthur's tooth? Where he's the LAST ONE in his class to lose a tooth? There's also … [Read more...]
Delirious Gossip
Hi Gossips! This. On one hour of sleep.... Looking forward to some more. But, FIRST...WE GOSSIP! check it!!! JULIA ROBERTS PARKS IN HANDICAPPED SPOT! Julia Roberts and Danny Moder parked in a handicapped spot to GO GROCERY SHOPPING. Like, can you believe? Even when I was at my MOST PREGGERS in … [Read more...]
Hang On To Your Hairspray….and a Contest!!
I love my 6-year-old. She's an awesome, awesome kid but when it comes to our interests, we have little in common. I like The Office, and she likes The Suite Life of Zack and Cody. I rock out to the stylings of Damien Rice and Pedro the Lion, and she rocks out to High School Musical and Hannah … [Read more...]
Gossip Sizzle Fajizzle Ma Bizzle
Hi Gorgeouses! He won't sleep. I'm on a diet. Minden is jealous. Ohhh.... You say you want GOSSIP?!? Okay, then..... check it!!! LINDSAY LOHAN IN AND OUT OF JAIL IN A JIFFY Lynwood Correctional Facility now seen the third member of the DUI trio. Lindsay Lohan breezed in and out of the facility in … [Read more...]
Contributing to the Delinquency of a Minor
I promised myself I would get back on the alphabet bandwagon for my Thursday mothering alphabet series but I had such a surreal moment yesterday I just had to share. Cupcake, my eldest step-daughter, came by my school for some university counselling with our most awesome guru on the subject. When it … [Read more...]
the little black dress
Next week, my company is having a holiday party. The first annual. Usually, they only do a Children's Christmas party. It's always a movie - this year it's Enchanted - and it's always at the beginning of December. This year, however, they decided to make all adult-only party too. I'm looking forward … [Read more...]
Quickie Gossip
Hi Gorgeouses! The newbie's not sleeping AT ALL this evening. So, time is of the essence! ON WIDDIT! Christina Aguilera is looking TRES hawt preggers; the Victoria's Secret models have landed; Demi's another year older; AND, MORE! check it!!! CHRISTINA AGUILERA CATCHING UP WITH HALLE AS HOTTEST … [Read more...]
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