This. On one hour of sleep…. Looking forward to some more. But, FIRST…WE GOSSIP!
JULIA ROBERTS PARKS IN HANDICAPPED SPOT!
Julia Roberts and Danny Moder parked in a handicapped spot to GO GROCERY SHOPPING. Like, can you believe? Even when I was at my MOST PREGGERS in the HEAT of the hottest summah evah (hee), I’d never THINK of parking in the handicapped spot. That’s, like, REALLY bad. And, it’s all over the internet…. Someone’s going to have to do some positive publicity work. OY! Not. Impressed.
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash.
HEIDI KLUM LOOKS LIKE ARSE AT THE VICTORIA’S SECRET FASHION SHOW
Or, shall I say…. Heidi Klum shows her ARSE at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. We don’t get to see the show until December 6. We have to wait till then, in other words, to see what comes of Heidi and Seal’s duet — I cannot imagine and cannot WAIT! Anyway, even though Heidi’s my girl crush, I’m not deluded: this dress is UGGERS, makes her arse look like ARSE, and her back look a little, erm, old…. And, we all know she’s WAY hotter and perfer (i.e., more perfect) than this dress allows. If this dress were on the Project Runway runway, I’d definitely give its designer a big fat auf wiedersehen!
More pics of Heidi, in which she looks more like her GORJ kickarse self….
Looks like fun (and like I won’t eat for at least a week after seeing it…)! December 6th it airs….
2007 AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS FASHIONS: THE GORJ, THE MEH AND THE UGGERS
Carrie Underwood never disappoints…. Unbelievable dress — feminine, sexy…FABULOUS. LOVES IT!
A lot of peeps are making a big ole deal about this dress. I suppose the "silhouette" (I soooo think I’m a judge on Project Runway — LOVE!) is aiight, and the fabric is GORJ. But, the colour. The colour ruins it for me. Leave it to Beyonce: there’s always something tacky about what she wears. ALWAYS. What sayest thee, Oh Gorgeouses? Likey, or no likey?
Talk about TACKY. Avril! This is the CLASSIC what-was-she-thinking dress. UG-GERS! LOVE the shoes, though…. HATE the hair already!
I know you hate the Brit scoop — probably because you’ve SEEN IT EVERYWHERE — but, right now the big news is that she’s banned from driving with her kids in the car. This, after being caught running a red light while texting…. HALLELUJAH!
MARTHA’S AND KANYE’S MOTHERS PASSED AWAY
Martha Stewart’s mom passed away…. I LOVED HER! She was so cute, and was probably the only person Martha doesn’t get away with pushing around…. She will be missed by Martha Stewart fans everywhere….
Kanye’s mother died tragically from a botched plastic surgery operation. This has been all over the news, so I’m sure this isn’t news to you…. Kanye is already back on stage. And, maybe a bit too soon. Apparently, he broke down in tears the other day when he dedicated one of his songs to his mother….
RARE PHOTO OP!
Yup, it’s George Clooney and — whom some people call the luckiest woman on earth — his new girlfriend Sarah Larson. They’re out on the town…. Cute!
Photo, with thanks, c/o buzzfoto.
WERE YOU AWARE THAT THESE TWO ARE HISTORY???
Say it isn’t so!? Sweet couple Evangeline Lilly and Dominic Monaghan are dunzo! How did I not know that! Sadness. They were so cute. Mind you, she’s WAY hotter than he is, and WAY more famous. So, it was bound to fail…. Word is she broke up with him…. Poor guy: killed off of LOST, always compared to a hobbit, and loses the girl….
Okay, Loves, I’M OUTTIE! Hope you enjoyed! Fun gossiping with you!
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