What do you do when you’re on a postpregnancy-weight-loss initiative (because "diet"’s a four-letter word), and your rascally newborn has you up ALL NIGHT LONG, and you’re hungry, but you’ve exceeded all your weightwatcher’s points for the day??? I know, I know…YOU DRINK WATER. And, I guess, if you’re still hungry, you, erm, eat…something…? Dangit.
OUR FAVOURITE HILLS GIRLS AT THE AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS
Oops, sorry — how’d that get there…? Here:
To be honest, I’m never wild about what Lauren Conrad wears on the show. Everything looks a little try-hard, or something…. But, she’s ROCKING this dress. Tsk, "rocking" — is that word "in" anymore? So NOT liking the makeup on her, though: too much eye and too much lip. We ALL know you’re supposed to focus on EITHER the lips OR the eyes…! Whitney’s dress is very I-dunno. But, her makeup’s gorj. Audrina looks perf — love how the purse accents the red heels (LOVE!).
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17.
DENNIS QUAID’S TWINS IN NEONATAL INTENSIVE CARE UNIT DUE TO HOSPITAL’S "PREVENTABLE ERROR"
Dennis Quaid’s newborn twins (born November 8th via surrogate), are now in the NICU being treated for a Heparin (anti-coagulant) overdose. They were, apparently, given 10,000 units of the drug — instead of the typical 10 units. The babies are now stable. Hopefully, all will be fine. How awful!
Photo and scoop, with thanks, c/o TMZ.
CELEBRITIES REALLY NEED TO START WEARING UNDIES ALREADY….
…And PREGNANCY BRAIN is no excuse for this, Christina Aguilera!!! Ugh!
WHADDUP WITH DEBRA MESSING’S FASHION SENSE?
Remember, back in September, Debra Messing was caught wearing this catastrophe?:
We thought it was a one-time thing, didn’t we? WELL………. Think AGAIN!:
What is UP with Deb? And, check the two women’s expressions in the background of this photo — they say it ALL! Hee!
THE MUNCHKINS GET A STAR!
Well, it’s ABOUT TIME!!! The Munchkins from The Wizard of Oz got a star on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame! Yes, they’re all ONLY 80- and 90- something. But, better late than never. Look how cute! How exciting for them! LOVE!
Photo and scoop, with thanks, c/o
THE BACHELOR — SCANDALOUS ENDING!
Omigosh. Bachelor Brad…. Sigh. What a LOO-HOO-HOO-SER! And, who thinks this most "scandalous season ending ever" was rigged? I totally do. TOTALLY. The whole thing is totally disappointing and ridiculous and FA-AKE! They don’t fool me for one minute. HAAAARRRR! Not worth talking about. Were you disappointed, Gorgeouses? Are you pissed at Bachelor brad??
It’s a WONDER I got through this post. Check how crazy things are for me these days over at THE CHEATY MONKEY!