The newbie’s not sleeping AT ALL this evening. So, time is of the essence! ON WIDDIT!
Christina Aguilera is looking TRES hawt preggers; the Victoria’s Secret models have landed; Demi’s another year older; AND, MORE!
CHRISTINA AGUILERA CATCHING UP WITH HALLE AS HOTTEST PREGGO EVAH
See, if you’re lucky like I was, and like, apparently, Christina Aguilera is, you get the preggers lips. Notice she’s not wearing the bright red lipstick she’s become notorious for? Well, she’s smart; she knows she doesn’t need it now. Pregnancy is a natural lip-plumper-upper for a lot of us, and she’s workin’ it. LOVE the shoes, too…. Did I tell you she’s having a boy? That’s what rumour has!
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash.
One perfect butt after another. So unfair. But, so motivating me to KICK IT on my new WeightWatchers Online diet (shhhh…don’t tell anyone — I’m trying to keep it private….). You KNOW I so want to be Heidi Klum….
…and, I’m not waiting for ANOTHER LIFE to be her. I’ll get there in this life…. Here’s the jet:
Pink much? The big lingerie show is airing Tuesday, December 6 at 10pm!
Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash.
SHOULD I GET MY MAN ONE OF THESE FOR HANUKKAH?
Either Ben (mistakingly?) put on one of Jen’s shirts, or he’s making a BRUTAL new fashion statement. This shirt is ALL KINDS of NO-NO!
Photo, with thanks, c/o buzzfoto.com.
DEMI AND ASHTON CELEBRATE HER BIRTHDAY (GUESS HOW OLD!?)
Guess how old Demi Moore is now? And, guess what house they celebrated this landmark birthday in? Demi IS 45! Looks awesome, right? 40 is DEFINITELY, as they say, the new 20. And, IN A WHITE BIKINI?? Wow. Truly wondrous! Wondrous what plastic surgery can produce! And, the house? Weirdly enough, it’s the house the guy responsible for Girls Gone Wild built. Joe Francis. He’s in jail right now, of course — for underage-related charges. It’s in Punta Mita, Mexico…. Oh, to be rich and famous. One day. One day, right, Gorgeouses? Hee!
Photos, with thanks, c/o X17.
I SO WANT TO SEE THIS MOVIE….
Think anyone’d mind if I brought the newbie? I’m sure he’d just nurse the whole time. It’s the monkey who’d undoubtedly get us kicked out of the theatre with her SCREEEEECH — she’s in a mayjah screeching phase (it sucks, my ears hurt thinking about it). I’m sure I’ll be waiting till this brillers-looking movie’s on DVD…. No movies for me anytime soon! Enjoy……! But, OH, Patrick Dempsey SO CEEEUTE!
Laytah, Loves! Must feeeeed. This new mom stuff is more EXHAUSTING than I remember!
Come see my new plan to shed the pounds over at THE CHEATY MONKEY!