He won’t sleep. I’m on a diet. Minden is jealous. Ohhh…. You say you want GOSSIP?!? Okay, then…..
LINDSAY LOHAN IN AND OUT OF JAIL IN A JIFFY
Lynwood Correctional Facility now seen the third member of the DUI trio. Lindsay Lohan breezed in and out of the facility in 84 minutes. She went to jail for 84 minutes, Gorgeouses! Lord help us if she writes a book about it. Lord help us if she makes more movies. She’s dunzo. We’ve had enough. You can go home already, paparazzi! No one cares…right? Blaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
PINK OUT FOR A RIDE WITH HER DUDE
Pink looks surprisingly feminine and svelt here on her bike with (on-again-off-again?) husband Carey Hart (motocross guy). And, WHY WON’T MY BABY GO TO SLEEP? I’m just a wee bit frustrated at the moment…, well, all evening…. Hey, if Britney Spears can do this……..!?!
Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash.
LAUREN CONRAD: THE HILLS IS NOT FAKE, AIIGHT?!
So, Lauren Conrad has stepped forward to set the record straight on the truth status of The Hills in an official STATEMENT. See, lately, there have been various reports that The Hills is completely scripted and not at all "reality": peripheral "characters" on the show have come forward with their experience in front of the MTV cameras, and Heidi and Lauren have been spotted laughing together, aka NOT FIGHTING, when cameras weren’t rolling! So, cue Lauren:
"There have been some rumors in the press about The Hills being fake.
Many of you have been asking me if the rumors are true. There are false
rumors every week about me and I can’t address every rumor out there,
but I feel like this was important for me to respond to. The show is
not fake and this is really my life."
I LOVE The Hills. But, there’s no doubt in my mind that the show is………fake, and they’re all really bad actors. But, meloves the clothes and makeup and Lauren and Whitney and Audrina and Spenser cracks me up because he’s such a DOLT…. What do you think, Gorgeouses?: fantasy or reality?
Oh carp. He’s crying again. LOVE, but ARGGGH! Back in a minute…sigh……
BRITNEY BRITNEY BRITNEY….LIPS!!!
I know, I know. You asked for less Britney. We’re all (yes, me ESPECIALLY, I think!) sickofit! But, GORGEOUSES! This is, like, so ridiculous I had to show you. Like, can you believe?: the LIPS look infected, look botched; the notoriously bad driver DRIVING while texting?; the NAILS, bitten and discoloured…. What a MESS. And, didn’t Meg Ryan teach these celebs ANYTHING? LIP INJECTIONS BAD already!
HAYDEN PANETTIERE IN TROUBLE FOR SAVING DOLPHINS
I have a newfound respect for the newest IT GIRL! She’s in big trouble for protesting against Japanese dolphin killers. The Japanese peeps are after her! Have a warrant for her arse and everything! Brave Hayden doesn’t regret what she did, though. If anything, she’s thrilled that people are interested in the story, and that she’s bringing attention to the whale and dolphin massacring in Japan. Of her protest, she says, "it was really frightening"; nonetheless, and even though she may go to jail (although it’s very unlikely), she says she would "do it again….Very possibly, might do it again." BRAVE GIRL! New found respect! Here here! Kudos! Rock on! Etc. SAVE THE DOLPHINS (seriously…).
ISLA FISHER AND BABY OLIVE
First of all. LOVE the pants. Want them. Would wear them to Starbucks — if you dared me. And, would you LOOK at baby Olive!? How sweet, awwww! You know Sacha Baron Cohen (Borat) is the father, right? Congrats to them. Olive was born in October. LOVE the name Olive. YOU love it, too, Gorgeouses???
Baby is FUSSY tonight. Makes it hard to write for my favourite Gorgeouses. Maybe I shoulda taken that mat leave…. Bear wit me, Gorgeouses! I try so….! LOVE!
OH! AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL! No time no time! But, talk in the comments:
Do you think the girls were fair to Heather? How AWFUL was it that Tyra announced that the girls were going to China BEFORE the elimination? Can you believe they did that?? Who’s your favourite contender? I love Heather…. Of course, Ambreal HAD to go — she definitely stood out as the most not-model-like of the group…. Loved her personality, though. Her refreshing down-to-earthness will be missed, or not.
Oh, and I posted on THE CHEATY MONKEY, too…. My FAVE everyday celeb clothes THAT I WANT IN MY CLOSET WHEN I GET MY PREPREGGO BAWD BACK!