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You are here: Home / Archives for Alison Tedford

No Girls Allowed

April 1, 2015 by Alison Tedford 1 Comment

"No girls allowed." That's what the sign said, propped up against the opening of my son's makeshift fort. He was curled up in there with his Chromebook, a lamp and a bowl of snacks. He was in his "boy cave", not to be disturbed under any circumstances. The sign was directed at me, obviously. I'm the … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Humour, Kids, Motherhood, Parenting, Single Mom Tagged With: being a single mom, boys, careers, kids, motherhood, parenting, single mom

Made From Scratch Vs. Out Of The Box

March 25, 2015 by Alison Tedford 2 Comments

I think all kids are a bit weird about food. Mine was particularly weird about food the other day. He asked me where black toast comes from. I told him that's what happens when you burn breakfast. It was a weird question,so I had to ask where it was coming from. "Well, mommy," he said, "the duck … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Humour, Kids, Parenting Tagged With: homemade, homemade meal, jello, kids, mac and cheese

Why My Kid Is My Life Coach

March 18, 2015 by Alison Tedford 5 Comments

Some people go to great lengths to find a life coach: someone who really understands and can help focus them to achieve their goals. I feel like I'm at a crossroad in my life and I was thinking I could use some coaching. What I realized was that I really don't need to look any further than my own … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Humour, Parenting

Grocery Shopping Alone: How Parenting Has Changed Me

March 11, 2015 by Alison Tedford 4 Comments

The evidence was staring me right in the face. Parenting has changed me. It’s not just that I can’t respond to a question with “Everything is awesome” without getting that stupid song stuck in my head. Under “Things Mom Likes To Do For Fun” on his mother’s day questionnaire, my son wrote “My … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Alone Time, Humour, Parenting, Sex, Single Mom Tagged With: date night, grocery shopping, humour, parenting, shopping, single mom

Hoarders: The Pediatric Edition

March 4, 2015 by Alison Tedford 11 Comments

It is a scientific fact that you can tell your child 500 times to clean his room and he will not hear you, but he will definitely hear the crinkle of a bag of potato chips opened surreptitiously after bedtime. I look at his bedroom and am struck by the thought that housekeeping skills just might be … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Humour, Parenting Tagged With: cleaning, cleaning room, hoarder, kids' rooms, messy kids

Where’s My Mother Of The Year Award?

February 25, 2015 by Alison Tedford 4 Comments

It’s award show season and I’m just a teeny bit fed up of the red carpet. Maybe I’m just jealous because mine is only red in splotches from fruit punch. Maybe I’m waiting on my Mother of the Year award, like Susan Lucci and her Emmy all those years ago. It will probably take me 18 years to win that … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Humour, Parenting Tagged With: award season, Meryl Streep, mother of the year, motherhood, Oscars, parenting, parenting humour, single mom

Mom For Hire: My Mommy Resume

February 18, 2015 by Alison Tedford 14 Comments

I have been working for the same organization for the last ten years, so I haven’t spent a lot of time creating resumes. I wondered aloud about what I would put on my mommy resume to showcase the many skills I have acquired when I'm not trapped in a cubicle.  Excellent stakeholder … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Humour, Parenting Tagged With: being am om, mom jobs, resume, stay-at-home-mom

Terrorist Negotiations And Spaghetti Squash

February 11, 2015 by Alison Tedford 8 Comments

Not negotiating with terrorists seemed reasonable until I went and had a baby. As an infant, my son would hold hostage my bedtime. His witching hour was around 2 am, which gave me the illusion of a dilemma between watching Extreme Makeover again or early morning infomercials. Some of the products … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Humour, Parenting Tagged With: bedtime, children and sleep, insomnia, sleep deprivation

She Lies To Me: A Parenting Anthem

February 4, 2015 by Alison Tedford 4 Comments

Sometimes I think about what the soundtrack of my parenting. I admit that some days it would be that 54-40 hit, She Lies To Me. I always swore that I would never lie to my children. My parents lied to us a lot. My sister's Halloween candy went missing, consumed by the dog (who carefully unwrapped … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Alone Time, Humour, Kids, Parenting

My Child, Expert Curator Of Embarrassment

January 28, 2015 by Alison Tedford 4 Comments

As consumers of technology we are used to having information curated for us based on our preferences and browsing history. This ensures the most relevant products and articles are made available. My child is a curator of sorts himself. Normally, he specializes in the curation of embarrassing … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Humour, Parenting

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