"If you don't look like your pictures, you are buying the drinks until you do" A friend told me he saw this on a dating site profile by a girl who is fed up with people who do not look like the pictures that they post . … [Read more...]
Ooh, the Funny!
I'll come right out and tell y'all: for the past few days I've been dealing with somewhat of a crisis on the home front, and - being the mom and all (and a single mom at that) - I've worn myself pretty thin, both physically and emotionally. Colleagues have commented on my exhausted look and general … [Read more...]
words for wednesday- I love you
Dear Gluten I know lately you have felt unloved. You have become the bad boy in the kitchen like a bully in the playground. In restaurants people whisper about hating you, being intolerant of you, and requesting you not come anywhere near their plate. Bags of pasta and flour scream pick me, pick … [Read more...]
my favourite things of the week- boot phone
I went to a party Friday night at an Armoury (So many men asleep upstairs!) And this is what I found And this is my VERY favourite thing of week. Yes of course I tried it. In fact I might have stolen it if I could get it off the wall. I feel so agent 99. … [Read more...]
Mama cook egg.
What would his first three words be? What three words would he string together in the pillars of a sentance. Ok I know I was a bit spoiled with Roman's first word being "Mama"and his second being "I love" but come on, he totally set me up for "I love you" or "I love Mama" being … [Read more...]
words for wednesday- remember when a black pant was just a black pant?
I went to Buffalo with two neighbours recently for a whole 14 hours of driving and shopping and if that sounds crazy- I forgot to mention the strip search at the border Ok that didn't happen but one can always hope I wanted to get- amongst other things- a pair of BLACK PANTS I wanted them to fit … [Read more...]
getting naked with strangers
We all know how much humans need touch to survive. Babies require it to thrive, old people who live alone often get pets and everyone in between will turn themselves inside out to be touched When that touch comes from strangers - not everyone loves it. I am not talking about the man on the … [Read more...]
the path less travelled
Coming back from an overnight on Saturday (and returning to the cottage) I felt a little bit of Robert Frost stirring in my blood TWO roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far … [Read more...]
Hey- that’s me
After travelling several and I mean upwards of a dozen hours, we arrived at the Tampa airport to this man waiting for me I was a bit delirious from many hours in cars, shuttles and planes and a very busy term, so I may have screamed when I saw him and his sign "Hey, that is me" "Am I … [Read more...]
Swanky Splashing in the Suburbs
My parents live in the suburbs of Toronto, the same City where I was born and raised. As a teenager, I endlessly whined and complained about the blandness and sameness of our little sheltered neighbourhood. Now that I am in the position of doing the raising, … [Read more...]
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