(continued from yesterday's post... still at the mall.) She: Mummy? I need to tell you something else. It's kinda bad. *looks at me with solemn brown eyes and then smirks* Me: *looks to the heavens* Oh my lord, child, what is it? She: Well... the other day? When I was at Jed's house for … [Read more...]
Confessions of a Five Year Old – Part I
This is a scene from a mall... She: Mummy, I need to tell you something. *picks up napkin and wipes pizza sauce from her mouth* Me: *takes deep breath* Yeeeessss? *feels stroke coming on* She: Well... *sheepish* I don't really like apple juice anymore. I swear to god, these … [Read more...]
50 Shades & Steamy Confessions!
You may have already read the book(s)...I STILL haven't had a chance to read Fifty Shades of Grey but Jen Maier tells me it will ...um, get you going!It's next on my "to read" list just to see if it lives up to it's hype but I'm just finishing up Tina Fey's Bossypants (awesome funny book, … [Read more...]
Keeping it real – Confessions from this mama of 8!
We all know that I am not ashamed to admit that occasionally (okay almost daily) I want to tell my children to just shut the f**k up, but what about the other things that many mothers really are afraid to mention or talk about? You know the things you swore you would NEVER say or do during your BTBC … [Read more...]
Confession Time!
There's that old saying "I was the perfect parent...until I had kids."We all know her right? The mother we just knew we were going to be? We had the perfect (lol) birth plan. The baby was going to be on a schedule. We were going to breastfeed (but our baby would know how to drink … [Read more...]