(continued from yesterday’s post… still at the mall.)
She gets off her chair and stands in front of me, then sags at the middle, bent almost in half, and mugs the saddest sad panda face you’ve ever seen, replete with sullen brows and the corners of her mouth turned down. She shrugs her shoulders up and down with each step as she walks in a small circle, demonstrating. The ladies at the table next to us are killing themselves laughing at her insane cuteness.
I almost pee my pants.
I guess my work is done here. *yawns and stretches* Let’s get some beers.