If you have ever considered smothering your partner with a pillow during the night, this article is for you. Wait. Allow me to clarify: if you have considered smothering them to silence their snoring, read on. If you have considered smothering them for a different reason, stop reading, and go … [Read more...]
Drowning In Boobs: What It’s Really Like To Have Big Breasts
“I’m going be Bette Midler!” I sobbed into my pillow in 4th grade. Totally normal childhood fear, right? Every kid worries they’re going to turn into a ginger mega-diva at some point, don’t they? Well, for me at least, it was a legitimate worry. I wasn’t concerned I would get her booming voice … [Read more...]
Teaching Children About Transgender Issues Won’t Ruin Their Innocence
“Let kids be kids, don’t ruin their innocence.” It’s a common argument against teaching children about the LGBTQ community. When a teacher in California read a book about a young transgender girl to her kindergarten class, this trope came out in full force. Some parents were horrified and two … [Read more...]
We Need To Stop Giving Plus Size Women Backhanded Compliments
“I love her, she’s so great—but I’m really worried about her. She needs to lose weight.” These are the typical comments I read on any article or post featuring an overweight woman. And those are the kind ones. When Bridgett Everett comically hopped onto Jimmy Fallon’s desk earlier this month, … [Read more...]
What To Bring To University: Dorm Room Checklist
If you think watching your baby go off to kindergarten is hard, imagine sending them off to college or university. No, wait—don’t imagine it. Take deep breaths. It’s exciting but nerve-wracking sending your child out into the world on their own. Making sure they are prepared can help. But what … [Read more...]
For The Sake Of Our Children, Call Out Bigotry Every Single Day
“Hate, it has caused a lot of problems in the world, but has not solved one yet.” – Maya Angelou. When I was little, my dad told me a story. His father, my grandfather, had fought in WWII, and though he rarely discussed his experiences there, it was clear my grandpa was deeply affected by it. My … [Read more...]
I Can’t Wait To Give My Child A Label
I can’t wait to label my child. I realize what an inflammatory statement that is, but it is categorically, without hesitation, true. If I'm being honest, he has quite a few labels already: Cute, smart, stubborn, unique, high needs, emotional, creative—the list goes on. But I’m looking for a … [Read more...]
My Kids’ Brutal Honesty Is Killing My Self-Esteem
“Your hair is turning really grey, that means you’re getting old.” Awesome. Thanks for that keen observation, son. Can I get some ice for that burn? I have come to the conclusion that kids either don’t have a concept of self-esteem or really don’t give a shit about your feelings. I taught … [Read more...]
Stop Asking Me To Go Camping (Seriously, It’s Not Going To Happen)
It’s summer and you know what that means—camping season! Or in my case, “Hell no, I don’t want to come camping with you” season. I appreciate the offers, I really do. I’m sure you do have a wonderful time reconnecting with nature, star gazing and Kumbayaing your brains out, but it’s a hard pass … [Read more...]
Dear Dads (And Future Boyfriends), You Don’t Own Your Daughter’s Body
“Don’t mess with her,” reads the caption. In the picture, a delicate baby girl sleeps, with older brothers of varying ages surrounding her, putting on their toughest faces. Adorable, right? Well, it is, until you really ponder it. I know what you’re thinking. “It’s just a cute photo, do we … [Read more...]