Once upon a time I had one of those out of body experiences where I was buying that first bra for my daughter-my baby, my child, the one of two loves of my life,- and I went into a lingerie store.I stated she was 11.I said she was 11.I mentioned she was 11.I more than implied that she was 11.The … [Read more...]
words for wednesday- food vs sex
"Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants" … [Read more...]
gotta lose ten years by tomorrow night
I am going to a University reunion tomorrow night of a number of years I find baffling. Five years ago we had one and I was a married brunette. Things have changed a little on both fronts.When you are married anything goes because you are with whatshisface- when you are divorced you must not look … [Read more...]
size matters
I heard bumping and thumping at my front door the other night. A hard knock at the door followed. My body was frozen with exhaustion and I thought-if it is a friend in need they will really bang at the door and if it is someone to murder me- well then at least I won't have to get up to … [Read more...]
Video of the Week: Facebook in Reality (too funny!)
Holy cow do the British ever know how to do humour. For anyone on facebook this is going to make you laugh out loud. … [Read more...]
This is What Happens When the Doorbell Rings…
...the second after you get dinner started:You know, in retrospect, I don't think that me taking that extra second to put the lid on the pot would have pissed off the person on my doorstep. Me on the other hand? Scrubbing baked on tomato sauce off the stove? Pretty pissed off. … [Read more...]
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