I have been working for the same organization for the last ten years, so I haven’t spent a lot of time creating resumes. I wondered aloud about what I would put on my mommy resume to showcase the many skills I have acquired when I'm not trapped in a cubicle. Excellent stakeholder … [Read more...]
Growing A Child Freaked Me Out!
There are a few things in this life that I struggle to wrap my head around. First off, thinking about dying and having the world go on without me. I don't mean this in a 'I'm the King of the World' way. It's the thought of one day Will carrying on without me here to see it. That thought can send … [Read more...]
Terrorist Negotiations And Spaghetti Squash
Not negotiating with terrorists seemed reasonable until I went and had a baby. As an infant, my son would hold hostage my bedtime. His witching hour was around 2 am, which gave me the illusion of a dilemma between watching Extreme Makeover again or early morning infomercials. Some of the products … [Read more...]
She Lies To Me: A Parenting Anthem
Sometimes I think about what the soundtrack of my parenting. I admit that some days it would be that 54-40 hit, She Lies To Me. I always swore that I would never lie to my children. My parents lied to us a lot. My sister's Halloween candy went missing, consumed by the dog (who carefully unwrapped … [Read more...]
My Child, Expert Curator Of Embarrassment
As consumers of technology we are used to having information curated for us based on our preferences and browsing history. This ensures the most relevant products and articles are made available. My child is a curator of sorts himself. Normally, he specializes in the curation of embarrassing … [Read more...]
5 Things I’ve Learned Today
This morning, Will taught me a couple things and I had an 'a-ha' parenting moment. I thought I'd take a minute to share because any one of these things could prove useful to you as you start your day. 1. 'Even though lots of people think the Milky Way is a big giant circle in the sky made out of … [Read more...]
How To Lose Your Mind In 16 Days
“Oh school routine, oh school routine, my sanity enhances,” I have never been so freaking excited to fill a backpack in my entire life. I love extra time with my growing son, but I have carefully and painstakingly planned his triumphant return to the classroom. It’s a special day when you’re a mom, … [Read more...]
Missing Naps & Car Keys While Always Running Late
The day my child was born, I noticed he looked vaguely like a turtle. He had a round little face on a poky little neck. That resemblance was later reflected in his approach to punctuality. Through the process of learning how to get him out the door in a timely way, I have learned prunes are entirely … [Read more...]
The Life Lesson Class Is In!
If you haven't figured it out by now, I'm constantly amazed by the stuff that comes out of Will's mouth. My #1 wish is that I could take a peek inside of there and see what is driving that little hamster on the wheel. Baffling. Engaging. Surprising. Last week was a doozy. 'Mom. I'd like to … [Read more...]
This Dad’s Chalk Art Puts Yours To Shame
I remember the days of writing my name in chalk on the sidewalk in front of my house. I would sometimes draw little house, the always popular hopscotch court, maybe flowers sometimes, or a bird if I was feeling adventurous. This dad puts my chalk skills to shame: what this dad creates is nothing … [Read more...]
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