The newbie won’t give me a minute to myself lately. So, just check it…!!!!!
SOMEBODY LOOKS HOTT (BUT WAY SKINNY) IN HER SKINNY LEATHERS
Photos of Angelina and Brad, with thanks, c/o Splash.
Wow! She’s THUPER skinny. But, I’m LOVING this look on her (here at the Beowulf premiere). Reminds me of this:
Could it be that the old SEXUAL Angelina’s back — what, with the hott black leathers and all? Like, the old, pre-Brad Angelina that OOZED sexuality from her very PORES? It’s been so long since we’ve seen that Angelina. Methinks she’s gone for good, though. Yes, that Angelina disappeared forevah along with her weight, curves, …conscience (ouch)…!
Oooo! Closeup on the Bradster!!:
See! She was definitely feeling those leathers….!
WOW, she looks totally GORJ at 7 months preggers! BOOBS! And, her baby-daddy’s HANDSOME AS EVER! ahem…. Whew… Maybe he’s totally hot in real life and just not photogenic?
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17.
PRINCE HARRY DUMPED!!!
After three years together, Chelsy Davy and Prince Harry have split. Dunzo! She broke it off. She broke it off with A PRINCE. Why? Because of what News of the World describes as "Harry’s boozy, playboy lifestyle and . . . his total lack of commitment":
She put up with him snogging a sexy telly presenter, fooling around with two saucy barmaids and his drunken trip to a seedy lap-dancing club.
But it was Prince Harry’s date with Jonny Wilkinson that finally put an end to his relationship with Chelsy Davy.
Close friends say Chelsy was devastated when the prince snubbed
her 22nd birthday to go to the Rugby World Cup Final in Paris with
The curvy blonde told her pals: "I’ve had enough."
A senior palace aide told the News of the World last night: "The relationship is over. It has simply run its course.
"Harry will be carrying on with his army career and Chelsy will continue with her studies."
The couple looked miserable on their last night out together at
London’s posh Amika nightclub on October 26—just six days after the
Apparently, Harry’s already been spotted drowning his sorrows with a "mystery brunette" at a nightclub. Poor Harry….
THE DEFINITION OF "GRIMACE"
First of all, Joel Madden’s definitely putting on the baby weight! I’ve never been a fan of his because I’m SO on team HILARY (Hilary Duff — you know, Joel’s ex-girlfriend; yeah, the one that Nicole apparently TEASES him about…immature beeyatch). So, I don’t mind making a little fun of that double chin he’s sporting these days…. LOVING Nicole’s gold baby doll shoes. LOVING MORE Nicole’s grimace. LOVING EVEN MORE the word "grimace" — the definition of which would EXACTLY be Nicole’s face….grimace grimace grimace.
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17.
THE DEFINITION OF GORJ!!!
Look at Natalie Portman at the premiere of Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium at NYC’s DGA Theatre.The universe totally loves her. Look up GORJ in the dictionary, and you’ll find her picture. Right next to….
(You SAID I could post pictures of him!!!)
Photo of Natalie, with thanks, c/o Just Jared.
BOOOOOOOBS!!! HALLE’S HAVING A BOY!
Yeah, she’s having a boy and she’s very excited. Says she’s "happier than ever" being preggers, too. Nice. That’s all. No comment on how unfairly beautiful she looks preggers. No. Comment. That’s all.
THE FOURTH SEASON!!!!
The fourth season of my, like, FAVE show is debuting on Bravo on Wednesday at 10pm!!! This better be true for Canada. Methinks it is. If it is starting Wednesday do you want to talk about it here? Lemme know in the comments. Thanks LOVE!
Okay, time’s up. The newbie calls — well, grunts. Check it over at THE CHEATY MONKEY! I have NO IDEA what I’m writing about tonight. So, come see what I came up with….
P.S.: I would LOVE to respond to all the comments and emails. My time, as you might guess, is SO limited right now. I’m having an IMPOSSIBLE time keeping up with everything. So, in general, thanks for all your feedback, suggestions, compliments!, etc.. Please keep them coming! I really appreciate it.