I just did a late night starbucks run to keep me awake for this gossiping. Ssshhhhh! Do NOT tell my Cheaty-Monkey readers because they’ll YELL at me for not sleeping or at least taking it easy…. They do that. Love! Let’s get this pawdy stawded, yo….
NICOLE KIDMAN HAS LOOKED BETTER
Has Nicole Kidman let herself go since getting married? Cuz, DUDE! This is not the Nicole we know and (well, not really) love! Her hair here TOTALLY ages her. And, shouldn’t she be working it right now? What, with her new movie — The Golden Compass, a MUST-SEE! — in theatres. Not that I have anything against Nic personally, but the girl has seen better days. She’s often criticized for looking older than she is (40). Homegirl needs a new stylist, or something — ‘cuz forty should be "fabulous", not "frumpy".
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash.
PARIS’ GOT A BOYFRIEND, PARIS’ GOT A BOYFRIEND, LA LA LA LA LA LA
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17.
Paris is dating this guy. Alex Vaggo. He’s MUCH too pretty for my taste (but, you all know by now that I love me some scruffy brutish MANLY man…!). What do YOU think, Gorgeouses? I must say it amazes me that ANYONE dates her…, for SO many reasons…, namely:
I know that lingerie-as-outerwear is in right now…. But, who wears that? Seriously?
I’M SORRY BUT….
…These two have to win the title for MOST BORING COUPLE ALIVE — hands down. Where’s the chemistry? I totally don’t get them. Anyway, Madonna and Guy Ritchie are making EXCITING headlines because he has a new movie Revolver coming out, and Madonna’s planning a star-studded premiere. The movie’s apparently a re-do of the 2005 flick that bombed at the Toronto Film Festival. He couldn’t just let. it. go. Can’t wait NOT to see that…….
THE GIRL’S GOT STYLE
I’m not a huge Hayden fan, but, I gotta admit, the girl’s got style. She ALWAYS looks fab and gorj. When I lose my preggo pounds, she’ll be one of my style go-to-girls, fashizzle…. And, look at her bawd….
MAXIM’S NINE HOTTEST PREGGERS WOMEN EVAH
Maxim chose the following nine women as the most FABULOUS preggers women evah. Check it (in no particular order…):
Gwen Stefani (HOLLLAAAAAH! Love!)
Heidi Klum (I mean, duhhhhh! GIRL CRUSH!!!)
Monica Bellucci (who?)
Ooo! LookaME on the list! Hee! Errrrmmm….No. You’ll be happy to know my nose has returned to its prepreggers state. THANK UNIVERSE! …if only the rest of my bawd would. I know…in time…in time….
FINALLY! MEET SALMA HAYEK’S BABY GIRL!
Awwww! Meet Valentina Paloma Pinault, Salma Hayek’s daughter — born September 20th. Of course, Salma already has her miraculous 41-year-old body back. She looks amazing. Pretty baby, too! Congrats!
USHER’S A DADDY!
Welcome Usher Raymond V! This 7 pound 9 ounce bundle of joy is Usher and Tameka Foster’s new baby boy — born Monday. Congrats!
First he’s arrested, and now he’s pictured SMOKING? What happened to cute sweet nerdy innocent Shia Labeouf, like, from Holes and even Transformers and stuff? Boo. But, umm, suddenly, he’s looking kinda, erm…, hott?
Photo, with thanks, c/o Just Jared.
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