“Mom, did I tell you about that crazy girl in my class?” “Did you see that boy? I just stalked his Instagram account to see his photos.” Crazy. Stalked. In today’s vernacular, those words are loosely tossed around to depict other people. My teens use the words at least a few times a … [Read more...]
Getting Disney Tattoos After 40 Says Nothing About My Parenting Skills
Yes, those are my legs, and no, those aren’t old tattoos. I’m 42 years old, and my amazing friend Karen Awesom is the artist behind each of those Disney tattoos that I’ve had done in the last 18 months. I think they’re beautiful, and there are parts of each of those characters I love so much, I … [Read more...]
I Can’t Wait To Give My Child A Label
I can’t wait to label my child. I realize what an inflammatory statement that is, but it is categorically, without hesitation, true. If I'm being honest, he has quite a few labels already: Cute, smart, stubborn, unique, high needs, emotional, creative—the list goes on. But I’m looking for a … [Read more...]
Dryness And Going Commando: Debunking Vagina Myths
When I was little, my mother told me that I should sleep without underwear every so often to give my whole body a chance to breathe. I felt like my mom must be filled with wisdom so I abided by that instruction religiously, for years. I’ve never really thought about whether or not it was an old … [Read more...]