“Get in, loser, we're going shopping!” It’s that time of year again. It’s the time of year when I remember none of my shorts fit properly and my kid is almost old enough to be embarrassed by that. So, with a great deal of reluctance, I venture out into the universe in search of stuff that covers my … [Read more...]
Hello Butt Crack!
Apparently, my favourite body part is my butt crack. Well, it should be because I flaunt it everywhere I go. Bend down to pick up The Boy's paci? Hello Butt Crack!Clean crumbs off the highchair seat? Butt Crack.Reach over the side of the couch to pick up a ball from his ball popper? … [Read more...]