This is what we have learned this week:That was one of the most tear-inducing proposals in Bachelor history. That was possibly the most awkward After the Final Rose EVER. Brad has a temper. Apparently Emily has POKED THE BEAR. Emily has a temper. Emily doesn't want to marry … [Read more...]
The Bachelor Brad: Final Four
I want to take a minute to send you over here, to my first Bachelor post of the season. Go on, get. You see what I did there, right? I pointed you over to the place where I made my final four prediction after watching only one episode of this show. And notice that I chose exactly THREE of … [Read more...]
The Bachelor Brad: The Costa Rica Edition
Well, well, well. CrazyMichelle is still on the show, scaring everyone (well, with the exception for Brad's penis. He likes her very much.) with her awesome confessionals..."All I can do is be myself, be patient, and hope that Chantal gets attacked by monkeys. Or apes." Chantal O. falls in love … [Read more...]
The Bachelor Brad: The NASCAR Edition.
Okay. Seriously. The girls need to stop. I'm looking at you, Miss "We all have issues. Just because somebody comes in with the worst story means they get the most attention?" Alli. The extra time with Emily was important. It's not HER fault that the producers are douchebags and subjected her to, not … [Read more...]
The Bachelor Brad: Episode 4
So, the biggest difference between The Bachelor and the Bachelorette? THE CRYING. Hoo boy, there's the crying. Because on both shows there are the crazies and the jealousy and the OMG I just realized that he/she is kissing OTHER peoples (Really? You just realized? You know what this show is about, … [Read more...]
The Bachelor Brad: Episode 2
SURPRISE! Everyone is crazy on the Bachelor! Well, almost everyone, because I kind of adore Ashley and her excitement at the kind-of creepy amusement park date (at least there were no clowns) and I kind of love that Brad said this: "I made a stronger connection tonight than I did in a whole month … [Read more...]
The Bachelor Brad: Episode 1
Okay, people. Right out of the gate, this is what I'm going to tell you. Yes, I watched Brad's first season. Yes, it was kind of a dick move to lead two girls on and then not pick either of them. But, okay, this is a reality tv show. The dudes who DO pick someone almost do the exact same thing, … [Read more...]