Wee willy winky is a man who just can’t stand a missed opportunity to try to pick up anything in a skirt. It is not personal and it is not your fault- you did nothing more than carry the XX pairing chromosome.
He is almost always married, almost always shorter than you, pretty much always unwelcome. He is persistent and overstepping. He stands around you a little too long, with jokes a little too off colour and questions a little too invasive.
You are by yourself in the kitchen unloading the dishwasher and suddenly you jump because he is there on the porch with the screen door open, watching you without saying anything a little too long.
You might say creepy but it is more just pathetic. He casts a wide net, that includes eyes on your mom and daughter and a need for attention that surpasses good clean fun.
At home he has a wife and kids. His silly ness is harmless here because you discourage it by ignoring it completely. But somewhere out there there is a person who will or has or might need this arbitrary connection and BOOM.
His life as he knows it is wrecked forever.
Um, do you have a stalker, Village?! Tres sketchy…
Wee Willy is wealy weird and wonky!
Wow. I would say CREEPY!