So, we are no longer on the wings of love and Ali is back to find herself a husband. The only problem is that this group is full of total losers. I mean, seriously, I had a really hard time finding more than four guys that I like. And look at that…I didn’t.
I did not like Jay, the lawyer, who says things like “the family that sues together stays together.” Lucky for me, Ali didn’t like him either.
I did not like Kyle the “Outdoorsman.” Is that a real occupation? We will never find out since Ali gave the outdoorsy dude the boot, thankfully.
I did not like Shooter, the premature ejaculator. Seriously? Why on earth would you, um, blow your wad, with this story early in the game? Did he think he was going to make a good impression with this? Really? THE BOOT, of course.
I didn’t like Kasey, the dude who talked a little bit like he was choking on his tongue. Ali overlooked that I guess, because she totally gave him a rose.
I didn’t like Justin the RATED-R entertainment wrestler. Apparently, no one but Ali liked him either, but he still managed to play the pity card and snag himself a rose. He won’t be around long. Mark my words.
I didn’t like Craig M. AT ALL, even though he’s from Canada, AND even though he said one of my favorite lines ever, “I’m so glad you’re not Vienna!” BUT…HAIRPIECE. HAAAAAIRPIECE. He gets a rose, even though he seems like a jackass.
I didn’t like Jonathan, the prepubescent weatherman. Ali liked him, though.
I didn’t like Hunter, the dude who impressed Ali with his ukulele and his urgent need to pee. Ali liked him.
MY TOP FOUR:
Roberto. I enjoyed everything about this guy, and I’m even willing to overlook the fact that he called Ali “SupaFly!”
Chris L. Aw. He’s a math teacher. He’s a red sox fan. He is from Cape Cod. LOVE HIM.
Jesse. Even though he broke my rules about giving gifts on the first night and he seems like he’s kind of, well, dumb. But I enjoyed him, and he really is one of the only attractive guys on this season.
Frank. He’s super geeked out, but I kind of adore that about him. He is a screenwriter, which is a plus, but he lives with his parents, so, you know, he was kind of a stretch, because this group…THIS GROUP.
What about you? Are you watching? Any early favorites?