I’m going to try something a little different right now. See, it’s late already, and I’m JUST getting down to posting. And, here I’m talking like this is a rare thing. No. Not rare. I’m ALWAYS writing late late at night. And, sometimes, these posts take me FO-EVAH to write, research, etc.. And, with the new babe on my boobs, and a terrible-twoer on my heels, I’m not sleeping. So, I’ve been thinking a lot lately about TIME MANAGEMENT. This is a FOREIGN concept for me. I’m a free spirit, see? I do things mostly without thinking. Like writing, right now. I’m not thinking. Just writing……
A-ny-way…. I’m going to see if I can write these posts in a specified amount of time. This may mean the posts are a wee bit shorter. Or, that the formating isn’t as purty….
HOW-EVAH. I need your help. YOU have to tell me in the comments what matters to you here, and if you’re enjoying yourself as much if/when things change. IN FACT! I would LOVE it if you’d tell me exactly what you come here for:
(And, watch me format my arse off right here….)
-Do you come for the pictures?
-Do you come for the writing? Like, for MOI?
-Do you come for the Britney……. (I’m definitely cutting down on THAT.)
-Do you come for the — heh — for the formating (i.e., you LOVE the colour of my headlines)?
-Would you hate me if the posts were shorter? With less items?
-Do you read the entire post when you come here, anyway?
-What, if any, changes would YOU like to see here?
-Oh! And, can I post pictures of my cats here…?
Okay! Enough with the formating. I’m wasting precious time! And, this post is getting longer by the minute! (So much for shortening it today….) And, the rascal (my newborn) is starting to grunt….
Soooooooo, without further ADOOOO……….
FOR THE LOVE OF HEIDI KLUM….
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash.
FASHION YES OF THE WEEK
But…, OOPS! Her FABULOUS heel got stuck in a grate on her way in to the 11th Annual Ace Awards:
Hee! I’m lucky I wasn’t there. Her bodyguards would have pummeled me for laughing my ARSE off at her! but, lookee, she was laughing, too….
Hee. Cute. GREAT freaking dress. AND shoes.
TOM AND KATIE OUT ON THE TOWN
Check Tom and Katie out for dinner in NYC. He’s standing in front of Katie in EVERY picture. Photo analysts must be having a FIELD DAY with this. I just think, whatevs: so he’s a control freak and calls the shots, etc., etc., as the analyst might say. What’s REALLY going on here is that someone très smart finally told Tom this was a good idea BECAUSE standing in front of Katie makes him look ALMOST the same height as her. A wee little TRICKSTER he is! Only problem is…standing in front of Katie ALSO makes his head look way bigger. But, we all know Tom has one of the biggest heads in the world, so that point is MOOT.
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash.
AND, BRAD FINDS THIS ATTRACTIVE….?
OY…. It appears there’s a new definition of SKIN AND BONES….
SO MUCH FOR SHIA….
So much for Shia, Rhianna’s got herself a new man — cutie petutie Josh Hartnett. THROBBBB! Apparently, she’s crazy about him: "I have so fallen for him," she said, "He’s lovely…. He is so hot [you got that right!] and he is so sweet to me."
EEEEEEEEEE! Whaddup with Paul Williams’ new hairdo on Young and the Restless? Anyone notice…the crimps? Yikes. That show is sooo bad right now.
DeAnna better win on The Bachelor. Jenni’s so uppety, it can’t be real! Good thing he got Bettina outta there, though!!
And, I don’t know about you, but if I were a contestant on The Bachelor, and I made it to the final three? I’d feel way slutty going to the fantasy room, like, KNOWING that he’s going to "shag" two other girls in, like, the same week. NARSTY! I don’t think I could do that no matter how hott Bachelor is? Could YOU?
Okay, so I took a little longer than I planned for this post. But, the rascal’s actually still sleeping…. And, Y&R‘s as dull as diapers right now.
Don’t forget to answer my questions, kay? I aim to please…AND to get to bed at a reasonable hour….
And, hey? Want more Cheaty? Check my personal blog — THE CHEATY MONKEY! LOVE!