Shorter Gossip?

Hi Gorgeouses!

Thanks so much for your great feedback — I’ll do my best to honour your requests (less Britney? YES!!! more Hills? DOUBLE YES!!!)  It’s FAB to hear from YOU THE PEOPLE. Keep talking to me. I aim to please! Tell me what you want from me here! And, YEEAH BOY!, you like me, you really LIKE ME! Hee!

I have to tell you…. My little rascal must be going through a growth spurt. He won’t stop eating. So, I’ve GOT to get on with this because he’s FINALLY sleeping — for how long, I know not. But, just bear with me. I’m drained — both figuratively and literally (my boobs, MY BOOBS!).

So, it’s time, y’all….

check it!!!

WRITER’S GUILD STRIKE IS AFFECTING MY OFFICE!

Check out Katherine Heigl’s poster! Did she do it herself? Pretty good drawering! Anyway, this writers’ strike is starting to affect you and me! Which SUCKS. How is it affecting us? Well, my mother won’t be watching Desperate Housewives this Sunday, and that’s A BIG DEAL! Also on hold are production for 24 (supposed to debut in January), The New Adventures of Old Christine, Back to You, Til Death, Rules of Engagement, Two and a Half Men, The Big Bang Theory, all of the late-night talk shows, and……are you ready….? THE OFFICE! NOOOOOOOOOOO! But, SIGH, at least we have such great photos…. Check the cast of Grey’s Anatomy (in their scrubs) and Heroes out to support the writers! For more on the writers strike and how it could affect YOU, see here.
Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash.

FASHION YES OF THE WEEK!

I have to admit. I’m not a fan of Hayden Panettiere. Something about her doesn’t do it for me. She seems sweet and all, and like a good role model for our girls, but — wait…maybe I do like her…. Anyway, I LOVE her hoodie. LOVE. I haven’t been shopping yet, since the rascal was born, because I’m still YUMONGOUS (seriously, like, you wouldn’t believe), but I HAVE been walking through stores wishing I could fit into things again. And, there are so many printed hoodies like this, and also like THIS (yeah, that’s our ALI!). I LOVE IT! Hayden looks GORJ. …..And, I just want to put this out there, while we’re on the subject of Ms. Panettiere: I bet "Hayden" will be the most popular girl’s name in 2008…. Ya think?
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17.

THE HILLS ARE A LIE (NOT THAT WE CARE, OR THAT IT’S A SURPRISE)

When the cameras are hiding, Gorgeouses…. HEIDI AND LAUREN……..ARE FRIENDS! As  Star Magazine reports, the notorious frenemies the were seen hanging out TOGETHER in the garage of Lauren’s apartment with "no MTV cameras around"! Yes, Star‘s source says,
"They were laughing, hugging and being very affectionate with one
another." Hmmmm…. Well, goodie for Heidi! She has ONE FRIEND again. I wonder if this means Spencer’s IN ACTUALITY out of the picture???

SHE’S PREGGERS; IT’S OFFICIAL

LIKE we didn’t know…. Yeah, JLo’s preggers. SURPRISE! heh. 

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO…..

Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash.
Hoooo boy. Can you believe that’s Mickey Rourke? I.e., THIS GUY?:

Hot dude from 9 1/2 Weeks and other erotic films looks like carp — what IS that thing above his lips? EW! Well, I pretty much HATE him now and you should too because he just got arrested for a DUI. When celebs get arrested for DUI’s, it’s license for me to bring out the biatch. Rebecca De Mornay also got arrested for a DUI. Lucky for these two, I’m too darn tired to consult my inner biatch. But, as Heidi Klum says on Project Runway (FAVE), they are officially OUT. O to the U to the T to the — OUT! HATE.

EVERYBODY LOVES JAMES: SURVIVOR (WITH SPOILERS)

I love James. And, I’m not the only one. Aside from the whole grave-digging thing, I think I might have a little crush! As my little monkey would DEFINITELY say, "he’s so ceeeeeeeeeeute!" And, he’s strong, and smart, and funny…. Great all-round guy. LOVE. Hope he wins. But, he better watch out. Obviously, the dude’s got a YUGE target on his back ‘cuz of those 2 immunity idols…. But, it wasn’t him tonight! And, that’s AWL I care about! No, it was that sleaze Jean-Robert, who THIIIIINKS he’s "the best player in the game." Helloooo? My arse. I can’t imagine he’s a good poker player — ‘cuz he didn’t fool NOBODY in this game.

Does anyone else find Courtney really funny? She makes me laugh with her dry sense of humour. I love her I-don’t-give-a-sh-t attitude. She’s a little skinny, though. Just a little.

THE DAY THE PLUS-SIZED ONE WENT HOME….

The episode of the slutty Enrique vid…. Yikes….

Poor Sarah…. Too thin for plus-size and too thick for not-plus-size. She’s perfect, if you ask me, but…. She had no chance of becoming America’s next top model. We all know none of the plus-sizeds do…. So, whatevs.

More TROUBLING was Bianca’s bad attitude toward Heather. "She’s not trying," Bianca moans? How is that a problem? A model should never look like she’s trying. So, of course, Bianca’s totally threatened by Heather’s BRILLERS modeling. But, threatened or not, leave the girl’s Aspergers OUT OF IT. It is NOT a reason for Heather to fail as a top model. In fact, it’s one of the things about Heather that makes her shine. Heather’s an "artist," as she pointed out; she can project what the photo’s going to look like, and she poses accordingly….

I love Heather. Love love love her. Soo want her to win this. Because I think she’s THUPER gorj and THUPER unique and THUPER real. Go Heather. I almost predict it’ll be Bianca and Heather in the final two….

OHHH! I ALMOST FORGOT….!

Oh CARP! This writing-shorter-posts thing is HARD! This one’s, like, longer than ever! Oy. Well, the rascal’s sleeping — thought I’d take advantage! Sorry if there are typos, but, HE WAKES I GOTTA GO!

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LOVE!

xo Haley-O