For the fourth year in a row I was talked into buying 5 pumpkins. One for each of us.
Well mine don’t. Not if any of those things come from a pumpkin.
There were 2 more pumpkins sitting on the table and I knew I needed to complete the task. At that point I knew the carving was over.
This is what will be adorning our front porch this evening (I know they don’t hold a candle to Grumble’s, however I did grumble quite a bit as I worked):
Next year? There will be one giant polka dot pumpkin. That’s it. I MEAN IT.