Have I told you how many men with moustaches hit on me online every day? Seriously.
I NEVER SAID I LIKE MOUSTACHES
or ‘wife beaters’ (muscle shirts- now there’s an oxymoron)
or men who like alcohol so much, their profile picture has them drinking it
or men who like their moms so much they are in the picture
okay enough of that I am getting off topic
Today is December 1st. PLEASE SHAVE IT OFF.
You look like a gay cop or a member of the village people. We want to see your face.
Thank you. I try to take care of my moustache, please take care of yours.
*** trying to be funny, I don’t really have a moustache. Do I?