Have I told you how many men with moustaches hit on me online every day? Seriously.
I NEVER SAID I LIKE MOUSTACHES
or ‘wife beaters’ (muscle shirts- now there’s an oxymoron)
or men who like alcohol so much, their profile picture has them drinking it
or men who like their moms so much they are in the picture
okay enough of that I am getting off topic
Today is December 1st. PLEASE SHAVE IT OFF.
You look like a gay cop or a member of the village people. We want to see your face.
Thank you. I try to take care of my moustache, please take care of yours.
*** trying to be funny, I don’t really have a moustache. Do I?
I don’t know, I kinda enjoyed Movember! It was so fun to see all the men at my work sporting their ‘staches, I think I will miss it.
On the she-stash front, every time I get my eyebrows waxed the lady pressures me to get my “very hairy” upper lip waxed too. And sometimes I give in, except it always leads to a week of irritated, red, bumpy spots on my upper lip. Which, in a very real way, is worse than a little hair, IMHO.
I will miss the Mo…I will.
I waxed mine at midnight… heh.