Goodbye, Urbanmoms.ca

Sadness….

check it!!!

Yes, ’tis true. I’m leaving Urbanmoms.ca. But! ‘Tis not goodbye really. ‘Tis hello from a new place.

I’ve had a great time here at Urbanmoms.ca! This fab website has been an ever-gracious home to Cheaty for over a year now, and the community has been beyond warm and encouraging — LOVE! But, little Cheaty has grown up, and it’s time to move out of mama’s house! (How ’bout all these mixed metaphors — do you love it??).

So, I will now be hosting the gossip at my own pad: THE CHEATY MONKEY. So, come on over and CHECK IT.
Excuse the decor, though, the renovations will take time — by the New Year, she’ll be totally FANCY! In the meantime, thank you to everyone at Urbanmoms.ca for your support and friendship, and for this amazing experience of gossiping with your GORGEOUSES!
I hope to see you all at the new digs. If I don’t, though, do take care of you, and I will soooooo miss you!
MWAH! LOVE!

Oh, hey, by the way, did you hear…? ch-ch-ch-check it!!!

JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT STRIKES BACK WITH BRILLERS REFLECTION

SO, Jennifer Love Hewitt just got engaged?! Did you hear? Probably not. Because all everyone’s talking about is the so-called cellulite-laden arse she’s sportin’ in these recent photos of her and fiance Ross McCall in Hawaii. And, JL’s PISSED. Here’s what she wrote in her blog:

This is the last time I will address this subject.
I’ve sat by in silence for a long time now about the way women’s bodies
are constantly scrutinized. To set the record straight, I’m not upset
for me, but for all of the girls out there that are struggling with
their body image.
A size 2 is not fat! Nor will it ever be. And being a size 0 doesn’t
make you beautiful.
What I should be doing is celebrating some of the best days of my life
and my engagement to the man of my dreams, instead of having to deal
with photographers taking invasive pictures from bad angles. I know
what I look like, and so do my friends and family. And like all women
out there should, I love my body.
To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini — put it on and stay strong.

Xoxo

JLH

Ummm…. I think I LOVE HER! I think this is a very smart and inspiring post. Makes me even want to wear a bikini (wellllll…). And, so do many other celebs out there. Here’s what a few celebs at the Dolce & Gabbana fragrance launch party (this week in NYC) told  People Magazine:

• Model Petra Nemcova: "There are different angles that
everybody, even if you’re in great shape, can look bad in a photograph.
And printing these images is definitely influencing people’s minds –
the stars themselves, but also the people who are reading and looking
at the images, the teenagers. It’s definitely good that she spoke out."

• Rosario Dawson: "They’ll make a whole story about it
if someone gains 5 lbs. … It think there is a huge obsession with
size-zero jeans, and it’s just really scary. I don’t really know where
that comes from. We’re not really in the Twiggy era anymore. It makes
me really nervous, because I don’t know how in the world we’re supposed
to be that thin unless we’re totally starving and drugging up."

• Anne Hathaway: "[As an actress], most of the year,
your body is your own. But to be ridiculed for it is upsetting. But to
also have to defend it or explain it or rejoice in it or put it down,
or to be expected to have a public opinion about it … I don’t
understand when that happened. I don’t think women should only be
defined by their bodies and their weight. It’s a cycle we’ve been in
for some time, and I don’t really like it."

Congratulations on your engagement, JLH!

You are TOTALLY my hero! XOXO!

SO, WHO’S LEAVING THE HILLS….??

So, the jury’s still out on whether or not Whitney Port is leaving The Hills. But, it turns out the REAL question, is…. Is HEIDI MONTAG leaving The Hills? Lauren has only given us this wee hint on the state of things in Season 4: “I have some friends on [the show], some friends off”(qtd. from In Touch Magazine). 

But, it seems the still more pressing question at hand is this…: how ADORABLE are those beach bags (above)? I’ll keep you posted at the Cheaty’s new digs, fashizzle….

Oh!!! And, how ’bout that "BRITNEY CANADA WHORE"!!!!!! How much did you LOVE that!? GO CANADA! SHOUT-OUT!!!

THE GRAMMYS DON’T CARE THAT AMY WINEHOUSE IS A ROYAL MESS

GASP! And, is that the same bra you wore the other scandalous morning?

Anyway, the Grammys don’t seem to care that Amy’s disintegrating before our very eyes…. She’s been nominated for FOUR of the most prestigious Grammy awards — second to Kanye West, who’s up for a whopping eight (good for him!). That’s right, she’s been nominated for Record of the Year, Album of the Year, Song of the Year (for song writing), and Best New Artist. With all these nominations, she’ll be asked to perform. Wonder if she’ll come through…. May be good motivation for her to clean up? Now, go check the trainwreck poll below! Tell us what you think!?!

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Well, Gorgeouses, my bags are packed. I’m on my way. See you around the Urbanmoms blogs — I’ll be commenting on all the great writing here (can’t wait for ALI’S new gig!) — and at CHEATY’S CELEBRITY GOSSIP now playing (well, starts Monday) at THE CHEATY MONKEY!

See you at Cheaty’s!

Love! Love! Love!

xo Haley-O