“Mom, did I tell you about that crazy girl in my class?” “Did you see that boy? I just stalked his Instagram account to see his photos.” Crazy. Stalked. In today’s vernacular, those words are loosely tossed around to depict other people. My teens use the words at least a few times a … [Read more...]
PMS: Pre-Menstrual (p)SYCHO
I can tell it's here when my eyes prick with tears while listening to some dumb song on the radio. Or how when my husband gets a bad case of the hiccups and instead of laughing I want to punch him in the neck. Or when my kids are fighting and in 0.3 seconds my blood begins to boil and I yell louder … [Read more...]
Five Questions My Kids Ask Me
And the answers I wish I could give them. What’s for dinner? What do you care? What takes me about 30 minutes to make is usually scarfed down in about seven seconds. I am surprised you can actually taste it. Oh and by the way, that green stuff is what humans call vegetables. We actually need … [Read more...]
CRAZY TUESDAY – Off the wall things my children have said
Children are pretty funny creatures and quite often they say the funny, wacky, crazy, and yes, annoying things! Here are a few things I have heard over the past few days. "Mommy, can we have a few more babies?" "Mommy can't have any more babies! Her tummy is tied!" "Can we go to Marineland … [Read more...]
The Bachelor Brad: The Costa Rica Edition
Well, well, well. CrazyMichelle is still on the show, scaring everyone (well, with the exception for Brad's penis. He likes her very much.) with her awesome confessionals..."All I can do is be myself, be patient, and hope that Chantal gets attacked by monkeys. Or apes." Chantal O. falls in love … [Read more...]
The Bachelor Brad: Episode 2
SURPRISE! Everyone is crazy on the Bachelor! Well, almost everyone, because I kind of adore Ashley and her excitement at the kind-of creepy amusement park date (at least there were no clowns) and I kind of love that Brad said this: "I made a stronger connection tonight than I did in a whole month … [Read more...]