Some people spend their whole lives looking for something they are passionate about and never find a carreer that truly ignites them. For me I had felt certain I had found it in this and in this. But I may have changed my mind.
PLEASE give me this job (see video below). It is all I will ask for and I will rise to the challenge in a most glorious way. I promise.
Plus I am a nice person so afterwards I will go around and aplogize for making them look as stupid as they must be silly.
Oh my gah, those foolish, LYING-ASS HIPTERS!! You would rock at that job – I know how much you love a good prank, Prankster. Your business cad should read, “Prankster Extraordinaire” and it should be made of colourful candy reminiscent of stained glass. Get on that, will you please?! 😉
I could not agree more. I have reached out to Jimmy Kimmel. I am sure he will get back to me any minute now.
You would be SO good at this!