Seriously do you know how many times a week I say
” If I only had a PEEPEE”
please dont get me wrong- I love being a girl. Really, almost everything about it thrills me.
BUT I have some serious problems that having a peepee would surely fix
– I have ZERO or less than zero sense of direction. No matter where I am or where I have been I want to turn left.
Just last weekend I had seven different ways written down to get to the same place. While taking a poll in many situations is a good idea- with directions it is a bad idea. I consulted with a family member or two, I used my iPhone, I happened to be at Tourism Ontario dropping first born at bus stop, they had a lot to say and highlighted 3 different maps and even gave me their cell phone number- just in case. I believe they sensed my weakness. I just ended up confused rather than clear
– when I see this (tangled extension cord) I don’t see fun or challenge. I see pain in butt
-jars are all for bigger hands. I have strength but small hands. Some jars are too big and tough. Sometimes I throw them against the wall really hard and that seems to do the trick. They ‘open’ but it is fairly messy.
-Yes I BBQ and it is fine. But men love it more than women, it is a known fact. You can hold your beer and stare into nothingness in silence and dream about the next car you will buy. It doesn’t do it for me that way.
-Sometimes I wish I could pee standing up- like at a grubby gas station, or when I go in the dark and a male has left the seat up, or at a campsite or over the edge of a deck.
Are you with me on this girls – or am I once again alone ‘out-standing’ in my field ?
TOBY- all this time I thought you were a woman! How could I have gotten this wrong…You have a PEEPEE
LOL I was thinking the same thing when I was on the movie shoot with Sebastian in the caves! It was sooooo far back to the main campsite and all the crew would just go in the bush but not me I would walk all the back just because it is so not nice to squat – standing is way better!
As for the BBQ – I hear you! Why is it guys find it so appealing??? I just like to get it done so I can feed the 8 monkeys!:)
We males like this, Nancy. We want you to be jealous, knowing you won’t be for very long anyway, considering how many ways there are for us to be jealous of the female condition. And just faking an attitude of male superiority takes so much bluster and dumbing down that it gets really tiresome. So thanks for the R&R and remember to aim 🙂
I have less-than-zero desire to run the barbecue machine thingie. No thanks. 😉