1. Bring wine, fresh fruit, corn and veggies and always no matter what the best butter tarts you can find.
1b. Don’t eat all the butter tarts
2. Bring jube jubes, volunteer to eat the green ones and wear a bathing suit even if you would rather not
3. Say yes to all fun ideas
4. Bring sleeping bags, towels and a good present
5. swim non stop in their body of water- it thrills them
6. play fun games
7. Use the kayaks, paddle boards and canoes- they will excite in the drop of the cost per use
8. Be happy doing nothing, be happy doing everything
9. Do not flirt with the spouse
9b. If couple is fighting – remove thyself from scene in small watercraft
11. Do skinny dip in the dark
12. Slay a rattle snake
13. Don’t break anything
14. Be funny and charming and wipe the corn and butter off your chin after each bite
15. Leave when you say you will even if they beg.