how to be a good guest at a cottage

1. Bring wine, fresh fruit, corn and veggies and always no matter what the best butter tarts you can find.

1b. Don’t eat all the butter tarts

2. Bring jube jubes, volunteer to eat the green ones and wear a bathing suit even if you would rather not

3. Say yes to all fun ideas

4. Bring sleeping bags, towels and a good present

5. swim non stop in their body of water- it thrills them

6. play fun games

7. Use the kayaks, paddle boards and canoes- they will excite in the drop of the cost per use

8. Be happy doing nothing, be happy doing everything

9. Do not flirt with the spouse

9b. If couple is fighting – remove thyself from scene in small watercraft

11. Do skinny dip in the dark

12. Slay a rattle snake

13. Don’t break anything

14. Be funny and charming and wipe the corn and butter off your chin after each bite

15. Leave when you say you will even if they beg.