(I borrowed this idea from another mom's website) Dear Sherman, You were such a wee little thing when you were born that I cannot believe what a tall, vibrant, powerful girl you are. Tomorrow when we all wake up, you will be four. "I'm too tiny." Sherman is not your real name. I … [Read more...]
Help! I Accidentally Bought Skinny Jeans!
Okay. I know they're in right now, but not for my body-type and age. I swear to you, I bought them completely by accident. Here's how it happened: I'm at the mall, all by myself. I am supposed to be picking up my next six months' supply of contact lenses. That took all of 5 minutes, and I have, by … [Read more...]
The Comfort Of Almost-Spring
I have to write a grocery list this morning, and it's making me fretful. My husband - he's back! hooray! - has offered very kindly to run to the grocery store on his lunch break and all I have to do is send him a list of groceries by 11, which is in 45 minutes. This should NOT be a big deal. My … [Read more...]
Jimmy Kimmel 1: Sarah Silverman 0
it’s a wonderful morning for a little oscar recap…
i'm sure i'll have more for you later...but here is a little tasty taste for you this morning.. best acceptance speech, by far, was by Best Actress winner (a HUGE surprise for me, btw. i was totally expecting a Cate Blanchett win), Marion Cotillard for her role in La Vie en Rose : "Oh … [Read more...]
My Oscar Crystal Ball
So they actually have done it. Well, in another 7 hrs we'll see if they actually can pull off a decent show, but for all intents-&-purposes the people responsible for the Academy Awards have pulled off getting an awards show up & running in 10 days. We now know that there would … [Read more...]
Notes on the third trimester
I've got 6 weeks to go, and I'm starting to get excited - both for baby's arrival and for the re-acquisition of my body as it was before. The first trimester was characterized by sickness and emotional rollercoasters (which continue sporadically). The surprise of this pregnancy took a … [Read more...]
Friday Smackdown
methinks a certain celebrity is going to regret getting this: anyone want to take a stab who got herself this lame tat?? I will give a prize to the first person to get it right...(a custom made cd, made, of course, by me. just for you) today i'm giving out awards! that was the bad tattoo … [Read more...]
13 celebrities whose style i loathe
(ps. since last week's cross-over post was such a hit, i'm all over it again this week...so..click on over to Cheaper Than Therapy today to see the 13 celebrities whose styles i love...) 1. Britney Spears 2. Amy Winehouse 3. Beyonce 4. Lindsay Lohan 5. Chloe Sevigny 6. Paris Hilton 7. … [Read more...]
American Idol – Top 12 – MEN
i like!David Archuleta, "Shop Around"...he's ridiculously cute...and the dude can blow. for serious. Jason Castro, "Daydream"...hahah...he's John Travolta meets Minnie Driver! but he can sing. and i kinda love him already. Michael Johns, "Light My Fire"...he had me at … [Read more...]
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