I admit it: I'm nerdy about my laundry.Back in the days before children when I was running a small business from home, I was also, you know, the homemaker which was okay with me because I had a lot of time in which to take care of everything. I watched a lot of Martha … [Read more...]
Something My Mother Taught Me – A Memory
The suicides of gay teens have been all over the media lately - it is tragic - and it reminds me of a moment in time I had with my mother when I was maybe eleven or twelve years old. That would have been 1982-ish... There was a fairly new singer on the Canadian scene called k.d. lang. Her … [Read more...]
Potties Are Gross.
Got one of these?They're gross.I know the frequently-used receptacle is often filled with little more than about a quarter cup of piddle at a time, however, when the content is more... er... solid? Nast. It's not a big deal to pour it out, swirl some fresh water from the sink tub faucet around in … [Read more...]
What’s For Dinner?
Oh my lord, how I am LOATHING this question each day. Indeed, what IS for dinner?Lately I'm uninspired and feeling downright lazy about things.I used to cook. I used to cook a lot. I'm actually quite a good cook - and it's something I enjoy doing... or at least I used to.Breakfasts. Lunches. … [Read more...]
Age Two Really Can Be a Terrible Time
"When she was good, she was very, very good,but when she was bad, she was horrid!"- from Nursery Rhyme, There Was a Little GirlI remember my son's two-year-old self as being a little easier to manage than his sister, but I'm probably mis-remembering. In fact, I think I vaguely recall … [Read more...]
A Matter of Manners
Recently, I served my son an after school snack of cookies and milk (because I'm all Martha like that) and after nibbling at the chocolate-covered discs, he drained the last of his milk into hi mouth without stopping. Adorable.And then he did something I've never seen him do before: he plucked … [Read more...]
What Drives a Mummy to Drink? L.I.C.E. – Part II
So where did I leave off? Oh, right... I was doing the happy dance, as I'd convinced myself that I'd managed to save my son's glorious hair from being taken over by the dreaded, intrepid head lice. We'd done two treatments. I'd become a serious nit-picker. In fact, any strand … [Read more...]
What Drives a Mummy to Drink? L.I.C.E.
A couple of weeks ago, my son caught my full attention at dinner when he dropped his fork into is plate with a clatter, and scratched the back of his head with both hands, full force. I was all, Huh? What the devil is the ma... NOOOOOOOOO!!! I ran over to him and cleaved his … [Read more...]
Jackets & Hats (And Makeup & Sugar)
Recently on the way home from the school drop-off, a mummy-friend of mine gave me a once over and said, "How do you manage to look so pulled together in the mornings?" I nearly laughed in her face.I tried my best not to give her a look that said Are you blind? and instead answered, "Well, … [Read more...]
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