This is what we have learned this week:
That was one of the most tear-inducing proposals in Bachelor history.
That was possibly the most awkward After the Final Rose EVER.
Brad has a temper. Apparently Emily has POKED THE BEAR.
Emily has a temper.
Emily doesn’t want to marry Brad.
Emily doesn’t want to wear her ring.
Emily tells us that having children is not always fun. And then she tells us again. And then she tells us again.
Brad loves Austin.
Emily does not love Austin.
I think I liked the idea of Brad and Emily more than they like each other.
Brad kept Chantal until the end…because that’s how this show works. Had no one ever watched The Bachelor before? He can’t end the show and just walk away with Emily after the first week.
Emily thinks that Brad boinked Chantal in their fantasy suite…remember that fantasy suite? THE TREEHOUSE? There is no way.
Nobody wants to hear from past couples; it makes them seem like smug jackasses.
Each “I love you” was more uncomfortable and less believable than the one before it.
See also: “we are happy.”
Strange things are afoot at the Circle K. Body language speaks volumes. The two, sadly, are doomed.
Oh man, so much to say about this! After watching them on the final rose, I sighed, “They’re doomed.” (Great minds think alike, I see.)
But I DO think Brad boinked Chantal…if he had turned her down, don’t you think she might have suspected that he wasn’t that into her? I think he’s a bit of a jerk, and would have totally done the deed with a willing party. Blech.
I think Brad likes Emily- how she looks, what she projects…but I don’t think he actually LIKES Emily. Not enough to be her husband. But they’ll stay together for a while because Brad wants to save face since the last time (btw, I still don’t see what the big deal was about that)…
And, I’ve never been a huge Emily fan, but she is a beauty!
Also, I can’t stand BRAD. He should be hot…but he’s just not for some reason.
Phew. Glad I got that off my chest!
Didn’t you think that she poked the bear at their last date.
I was never a fan of hers until then. When he lay all the ‘good father’ blah blah out and she said ‘what makes a good father’ – I cheered. Then he had no answer. Buh bye. As a single mom – I would have been out the door. He’s saying what he thought she wanted to hear but he has no clue what it means. also – for SURE they boinked in that treehouse…it was amazing!!!!!!!!!!! I couldn’t watch the ATR because I really dislike him so much…like his ‘this woman’ bizz was giving me a rash.
They both looked sooo uncomfortable and awkward! But Emily looked fabulous with her sleek, straight, “toned-down” blonde hair.
What can I say… that’s television. The truth is – nothing is as it appears when watching that little box. At the best of times relationships are work no matter how handsome he is. And lets face it none of us are perfect.
I put money on it that they are over in 2 months…tops.
And poked the bear?!!!!!!!!!
“They two, sadly are doomed.” – this makes me sad!