I’m being SO GOOD right now! Gossiping in the afternoon, and not some insane hour in the early morning. Know why? BECAUSE TONIGHT’S A BIG NIGHT, and it requires ALL OF MY ATTENTION: BIG BROTHER, and the FINALE of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE!
If Danny doesn’t take the whole thing home tonight, I WILL be DEVASTATED.
Hey, by the way, what’d you think of the fox/baby fox routine by Wade Robson? You know, the one with Lacey and Sabra? Did you like it? I thought it was REALLY INTERESTING. And, I loved it. Nigel doesn’t tend to like the more artsy routines. To me, though, this was art. This was the ART OF DANCE at its finest. LOVED IT. YOU?
Also I’ll be devastated if Big Brother’s EVEL DICK goes home (and, I, for one, don’t think he’s being bigotty and terrible — just TRES entertaining — but I know there are people who do…).
Unfortunately, rumour has it that the Big Brother production peeps have been tipping the players off in the diary room — this may explain why JEN of all people was able to convince Jessica of the BIZARRO, out-in-left-field notion that Dustin and Dick are aligned, for example…. Big Brother totally wants Dick to stay — for the sake of their RATINGS! I, of course, don’t care WHAT it takes to keep Dick on the show because HE’S HILARIOUS and SO HOT…. One last comment?: obviously, Big Brother is SOOOOO screwing with the America’s Player vote; like, there’s no way that’s not rigged.
Anyway, GOSSIP time!: ADRIAN GRENIER and PARIS HILTON (kay, now I’m getting concerned…); AMY WINEHOUSE out of rehab; JEN, BEN, and VI like aww!?; BRITNEY and CRISS ANGEL…; JESSICA BIEL to go nude in upcoming movie; and, more!
UGH! ADRIAN GRENIER AND PARIS TOGETHER AGAIN?? ‘KAY WHADDUP WIDDISS??
Hanging out…AGAIN??? Kay, now I’m getting concerned…. Are they an item? Say it isn’t SOOOO! Entourage will never be the same again if they’re together! They’re frequenting art gallery openings and restaurants together, and they just spent a NIGHT OUT AT LES DEUX??! They are CLUBBING together?? Are you KIDDING me? This doesn’t look good, Gorgeouses! This doesn’t look good!!!
Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash.
AMY WINEHOUSE OUT OF REHAB AFTER ONLY 48 HOURS — AND, THEN BACK
Can you believe that’s what Amy Winehouse used to look like (on the right?). And, look at her NOW (left)! Skinny as a rake and jutting bones everywhere. Apparently, she’s addicted to exercising to be thin. She exercises at the gym EVERY DAY, and walks everywhere. And, she has the tendency, as we know, to OVERDOSE on a mix of drugs — landing her in hospital. We were SO delighted last post when we heard Amy was going to rehab with her husband. Now, we are SO disappointed that she’s decided to leave rehab because it wasn’t for her.
Ooo Oooo Oooo! This just in! She’s BACK in REHAB. She went home briefly to pick up a guitar or something. Couldn’t someone else have done that for her? Hmmmm…. I hope she gets the help she so obviously needs!
JEN, BEN AND VI OUT AND ABOUT FOR BEN’S B-DAY!
‘Kay, how ADORABLE are they? Both wearing jeans and green (LOVE, Jen’s T-shirt), HOLDING HANDS…. DO YOU LOVE IT!? Ben’s the big 3-5 now. Happy B-Day, Ben! Love, the Gorgeouses at Urbanmoms.ca!!!
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17.
WOW, LOOK AT SALMA!
WOW! She looks BEAUTIFUL. I saw this photo, and I had to post it. The dress is GORJ! The boobage — I HAVE to find out what bras she wears — the HIGH-HEELED shoes, the flowing locks (which have been unflatteringly POOFY lately)…. All of it, totally GORJ.
Photo, with thanks, c/o TMZ.
O-MY-GOSH! THE HILLS’ HEIDI MONTAG AND SPENCER HAVE A SONG TOGETHER — EVERYONE! RUN FOR THE HILLS!
I’m nauseous. I just listened to the song, and I’m nauseous. Have a listen yourself — SUCH a JOKE: CLICK HERE TO LISTEN. Spencer…RAPPING? Omigosh, I’m, like, CRYING! Actually it’s pretty darn hilarious. But, it does make me a little ill. What do YOU think of this?: total joke (like everything else they do) or surprisingly aiight? Even if it is aiight, it’s HEIDI AND SPENSER!? I just can’t get past that. I also can’t get past Heidi’s nose job — it looks awful, was SO much cuter before!
BRITNEY HAS A NEW MAN…, AND IT AIN’T PRETTY
Brit was spotted wobbling into magician Criss Angel’s hotel room at 4am this morning holding his hand. And, yeah, this is the same Criss Angel who’s been linked with Paris Hilton and, more recently, Cameron Diaz…. So much for the "Britney’s lesbian lover" theory.
JESSICA BIEL TO TAKE IT ALL OFF IN NEXT MOVIE
Jessica Biel was not shy when she posed topless at 17 years old — to radicalize her sweet-and-innocent 7th-Heaven image. But, she’s been struggling with the decision whether or not to bare all in her new movie. In the new movie, she plays a stripper (seems like EVERYONE’S playing strippers these days — gratuitous much?). Anyway, Page Six gives us the full scoop. Check it:
Jessica Biel plans to shed her threads in the upcoming movie "Powder Blue," which co-stars Forest Whitaker.
Us Weekly reports that she’ll play a "stripper trying to earn money to
raise her terminally ill son," and audiences will get an eyeful. Biel
"signed a contract that explicitly details the bare minimum fans will
see – including shots of her breasts and butt," a source dished to the
If she wasn’t famous enough already. Now, "JESSICA BIEL NUDE" is going to be ALL OVER THE MEDIA. People are OBSESSED with nudity. Remember when Halle Berry took it off for Swordfish and Monster’s Ball? It was INSANITY. Hmmm…, I wonder if Jess is practicing her stripper moves with Justin…. Is it hot in here? Sweat-ting….
Okay, Gorgeouses, that’s all for now (I have to go make dinner…). BUT, BIG NIGHT TONIGHT! Let’s talk about it in the comments tomorrow!
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