Hi Gorgeouses,
I’M PREGNANT! I’m pregnant, I’m pregnant, I’m pregnant, I’m pregnant, I’m pregnant!!!!! And, I have been for the past 3 months! Can you believe? I’ve been morning-sick as a DAWG — nauseous all the time, tired, vomiting, jittery, the works. And, I’m one of those lucky ones who suffers from a rare thing called "PRE-partum depression" (see my story of my first pregnancy here and here). It’s AWESOME, let me tell you! Anyway, I had a long day at the OBGYN — which was worth it to see my GORJ new baby-to-be, of course — so I’m tired TIRED TIRED. And, I’m YUMUNGOUS already!!! Help!!! So, yeah, as I was saying, cut me some slack, then, on the typos, the lame one-liners, etc..
So, that’s the big gossip right now. Oh? You say you want MOH? You want MOH GOSSIP? Well then! Ahem (sorry — indigestion…)…
check it!!!!!
JOLIE ADOPTS VIETNAMESE BOY — IT’S OFFICIAL
Isn’t he sweet? Lucky little guy. He’s 3 years old, BEAUTIFUL, and he just scored Brad Pitt and Angelina as parents. I hope he has a happy life with them. Ang named him Pax Thien. "Pax" is latin for peace and "Thien" is Vietnamese for Heaven. So, he is Peace from Heaven. Pretty pretty pretty! (Brad, by the way, is filming on location right now — that’s why he’s not with Ang….)
Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.
BRITNEY WAS NOT DATING A GUY IN REHAB
A few of you pointed out the the rumours that Brit was dating someone new — a certain Jason Filyaw, an AA companion of hers. But, NOPE! Sources have confirmed that this is not the case. This girl in the pic is Brit’s new BFF, and that’s that. I’ll keep an eye on this one, though — don’t you worry!
Photo and scoop, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.
LIKE, WHY WOULD YOU WEAR THIS?
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.
JEREMY PIVEN: TOPLESS! (CUZ I LOVE ME SOME PIV!)
HUBBA HUBBA! (Heehee! I don’t think I’ve ever said that in my LIFE!)
Photo, with thanks, c/o Flynet.
AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL: WHY?
Why would they send Cassandra home? She had so much potential? Was she (like Samantha) too "good" for the house? Not dramatic enough? Not ratings-worthy enough? I liked her. I say BOO. But, I’ll get over it. She had to go sooner or later….
Best makeover, by far?:
GORJ!!!!!!!!!! I can’t believe weaves hurt so much? Do they ever stop hurting? That would drive me nuts! This girl is GOOD. I don’t love her personality….But, she’s totally TOP MODEL.
Okay, that’s all I got left in me tonight. I’d LOVE to talk more, like, about ANTM…but, can’t.
Oh, but AMERICAN IDOL? I LOVED Brandon!!! He was so cute. Booooooo! I will miss him so much….And, Sanjaya? Still frikking there? Uncanny. Howard Stern is getting his audience to vote for Sanjaya (teehee! Love Howard) — so maybe his plan’s working!
Anyway, I’ve had the longest day EVAH. My ultrasound/OBGYN appointment took SIX HOURS! We were WAITING for HOURS!! So, I’ve GOT to go to bed. I didn’t even get a chance to lie down today AND went to the BALLET with my mom this evening. Crazy tired. And, not sleeping is très bad for my current depressive tendencies (which I do best having a sense of humour about…).
Check my big news some MOH at The Cheaty Monkey!
LOVE! xo Haley-O
I really liked Cassandra 2. She seemed like a really sweet person.
But yea.. like you said she may not of been “weird” or “different” enough to get ratings up. But I think she was perfect!
Jael is beautiful but poor girl is a little off… I am glad she is able to be distracted right now from the pain shes experiencing… but I just dont know how being a “top model” would help her in the long run.. she may get even worst? who knows..
Oh but yea the Britney girl. SHE ROCKS the camera. Shes very pretty and has that high fashion looks. I personally think a lot of the other girls a jealous of her.
What in the world is wrong w/ that one girl. Shes the mom w/ the short Yoanna hair style. Blonde hair. SHes just a gossip! lol she said that brit. girl acts like shes still in high school.. yet shes the one going around being a gossip all the time. To me thats high-school-ish if anything.
Brittany is totally the best. When I first saw her I was like “who let the camera girl get in the shots” but she looks so fab in front of the camera.
Congrats Haley!!!! That is fantabulous news! I am truly thrilled, thrilled, thrilles for you and envy you your every moment of nausea, vomitting and tiredness!!! Cheers to you and yours!
Congrats! It is always nice to hear about baby news from anyone, celeb or not. It always makes me smile!!! I hope the sickness does not last too long. With my second child it lasted 5.5 months – UHG! I also was humungo right away but luckliy did not gain so much by the end.
CONGRATULATIONS!! That’s amazing news! I’m thrilled for you guys.
CONGRATULATIONS! Ahhh…I love baby news on other people 😉
We are gonna have another monkey to read about in 6 month??? Congrats!! Hope your mood will get better, I would have to do some extra work to keep you laughing!!
That is starting to do a lot of children for Ang and Brad!!
Piv= drool… thanx haley!!
I was just so proud that it was not Diana that was gone, I didn’t really care about Cassandra!!
Haley! Congratulations!!!! That is the best gossip ever – to hear that you’re expecting a baby!!! Here’s hoping that you feel better soon, too.
CONGRATS HALEY!! Glad you’re OUT about it now. Isn’t it weird how huge you get so fast with subsequent pregnancies??
LOVED ANTM! I thought Tyra’s curler meltdown was SO contrived and stupid. Loved the makeovers…glad they took out Jael’s weave…she looks so much better. I’m with Ali on Cassandra…she was not pretty…too bad because she seemed really nice and smart. I can not STAND Renee! OK, Brittany is such a baby but you want to talk High School?? Look at Renee! Ugh.
Congrats to the Jolie-Pitts…still can’t help thinking about Elizabeth in the This Life blog post where she wrote that “Angelina has my Baby”…special celeb treatment fo sho!
LOVED ANTM this week. Loved it. The makeover show is my favourite. Poor Jael … but dedicating that photo to her dead friend was weird. And then Tyra reminding her. Weirder still. Maybe they could have dedicated the show to her friend or something. But, so sad. I’m liking Renee. Britney is annoying. The whole show is pretty good this season though.
As for Brit – good thing she’s not dating. I thought that was a rule in AA – you’re not supposed to get into a new relationship for a year. (I’ve never been, so who knows).
And, how adorable is Pax? Loving him. Loving their not-so-little family. Makes me want to adopt.
YIPPEE! I’m so excited for you and your family! My hubby had to come in the room and see why I’m WOOT WOOTING!
Congrats! Can’t think of a better way to start a day but to hear some baby news!
i think Cassandra was voted off because she’s really unfortunate looking. i hate to say that…because i’m sure she’s a really nice person…but models need to be nice to look at to sell. it’s true.
also…there’s something weird about Brittany. shes really ugly head on, but she’s really pretty from the side. and she looks awesome in all her shoots.