Your Monday Gossip

Hi Gorgeouses!

Where to start where to START!? So much today! Check it, check it…

check it!!!

CHRISTINA AGUILERA BUCK NEKKID IN MARIE CLAIRE

I guess this is supposed to be artsy and we’re supposed to go "oh, so beautiful! pregnancy is BEAUTIFUL!" But, I’m not really feelin’ it. Instead, I’m feeling a little nauseous — I really never wanted to see Christina’s butt, preggers or not. Reminds me a wee bit of her old "Dirty" days. What do you think, Gorgeouses? Is this beautiful? Or, is it a li’bit "dirty"? …Gotta love the shoes, though!

Here’s a clip from the interview…:

“Some days when you’re
pregnant, you just don’t feel like doing a show, but I’d be like, ‘Come
on, little one.’ I really did feel like I had a teammate, It felt like
my little roommate in there. Like, little one was egging me on and
encouraging me to do it. I’m putting together a scrapbook for him so he
can see how he was in the spotlight even before he was born.”

“Yeah, we’re going to tone [spending Sunday’s naked in the house] down a little. That’ll be babysitter
day. We’re going to live our lives; it’s important to have Mommy and
Daddy time.”

BRITNEY AND PARIS IN ONE POST — DO YOU LOVE IT??

Guess who came to Brit’s 26th birthday bash? PARIS! Thought they were dunzo. Guess they’re not-o. They give perfect meaning to "a match made in Heaven," don’t they…-o?
Photos, with thanks, c/o X17.

FASHION FOIBLES! FASHION FOIBLES!

Worst Hair of the Century…

Photo, with thanks, c/o X17.

Rene Rene RENE! Oh, RENE! Not only does she NOT have the face for short hair…. NO ONE has the face for this hairstyle — not even my girlcrush HEIDI KLUM! Heinous.

Speaking of Girlcrush….Whaddup with Scar?

Scar’s never exactly been a fashion icon. But, DUDE! The shoes, the "hat," the leggings, the dress…. Shall I go on? This is sexiest woman in the world turned FRUMP! Hasn’t she heard of jeans? Why doesn’t she just put on a pair of jeans??? Why don’t THEY ALL?

Frumpety Frump Frump….Schleppity Schlep Schlep

I know…up there…I suggested celebs JUST WEAR JEANS…. I didn’t mean THESE JEANS. Alicia Silverstone looks like ARSE in these too-tight-in-the-wrong-places jeans. Apparently, black jeans are in? But, that’s no excuse for THESE jeans. And, shall I even address her hubby Christopher Jarecki’s crocs? Or, his oversized EVERYTHING? The hood?

Mr. Big?

Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash.
I don’t know what’s worse: the hat, or THAT SMILE? Chris Noth has never looked uggerser…. Whoo!

AND, THEN THERE ARE THE FASHION FABULOUS!

Apparently, her beauty is ageless — ‘cuz Cindy Crawford is as BEAUTIFUL as ever. Even her husband, as men are wont to do, looks better looking than ever….
Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash.

GRATUITOUS JEN AND VI PIC

Can I get a "AWWWWW!" Loving Jen’s shades….

JESSICA’S NEW MAN

Here they are…together! It’s official! Jess and Dallas Cowboy Tony Romo! Sweet! …But, what’s with Jess’s hair? Channeling our inner Amy Winehouse, are we…?
Photos, with thanks, c/o X17.

That’s all for now, Gorgeouses! Come visit me at THE CHEATY MONKEY! I love when you come to visit!!!

Love! xo Haley-O