Hi Gorgeouses!
It sounds like I have a roller-coaster in my house — the monkey is SHRIEKING in the bath….poor thing HATES it again. Any-HOOT, on tap today: CAPTAIN JACK IS BACK (YUM!); Lindsay Lohan checks into Promises Rehab; Apple and her granny CUTENESS; Celeb playdate alert!; John and Jess = DUNZO; and MORE!
check it!!!!!
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 3 IS HOTT!!!!!
Has anyone seen Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World’s End? According to box office records, at least some of you MUST HAVE. Because this movie is off the charts! $142.1 MEELLION during the U.S. Memorial Day Weekend — record breaker. I hear it’s better than the other two. I personally didn’t love the second one (‘cept for the Johnny Depp part). I’m fo-sho checking this third one…. Here’s the haunting trailor — awesome:
LOVING IT…! Loving this most:
I’m a sucker for a man in uniform…. Especially when that man is JOHNNY DEPP — eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! And, the uniform is PIRATE! HOTT!
You should also know that I LOVE this guy’s acting, his voice, all of it….
Geoffrey Rush….Sweet. And, that MONKEY! OY, presshuss (though a little creepy with those FANGS but still LOVE).
LINDSAY LOHAN IN REHAB…AGAIN
Just THIS MORNING, Lindsay was photographed (with Sam Ronson) in the following horrendously intoxicated condition:
Apparently, she went to a Memorial Day hotel pool party. She arrived with Sam Ronson at 2am this morning, and they left an hour or so later. Poor thing (because really this is beyond sad, now) ISN’T EVEN LEGAL yet. Thank GOODNESS she’s entered rehab….
And, there she is, Gorgeouses. Lindsay’s enrolled in the now-made-famous-by-Brit-Brit Promises Rehab facility. Hopefully, it’ll work for her, and she’ll get healthy and sober again. I heard on the radio today that legal experts are pretty certain Linds won’t do jail time for the DUI or the cocaine found in her car because she’s a first-time offender. So, don’t get excited: she will NOT be Paris’ roommate at brat camp or anything any time soon…. BTW, PARIS IS GOING TO JAIL IN LESS THAN A WEEK!!!
Photos of Lindsay intoxicated, with thanks, c/o X17; rehab photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News.
GRANNY TAKES HER APPLE TO THE MARKET
One of my FAVOURITE Gorgeouses is a granny: Tuggy. So, this is for you, babe! And, it’s for all you gossip-loving grammas — including my own mom, "it’sgrandma". Also, who doesn’t love Blythe Danner? Talk about poise and elegance — she’s one of the few things I love about Gwyneth Paltrow…. And, Apple’s totally GORJ!
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17.
CELEBRITY PLAYDATE: COURTNEY COX, LAURA DERN AND SHERYL CROW!
Courtney, Laura and their kids joined Sheryl and new baby Wyatt at Lucky Restaurant in Santa Barbara. Coo. Now, why is Courtney wearing Uggs? Come to think of it, what’s worse: crocs or Uggs? (And, as I revealed the other day in my personal blog, I’m wearing crocs now ONLY because I’m preggers and my feet are getting yuge. I STILL think crocs are sooo uggers… BUT, are they uggerer than Uggs? What say you?)
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17.
JOHN AND JESS? OFFICIALLY DUNZO!
These pics say it all. What was supposed to be a romantic getaway in Cabo San Lucas for the on-again couple turned into fight-o-rama. They are, by all accounts, DUNZO. Look how cute Jess’s dog Daisy is just sittin’ there. LOVE!
Photo, with thanks, c/o Flynet.
MY FAVOURITE REALITY SHOW is OHN!!!!!! Check it:
Absolutely ADORE!!! So You Think You Can Dance is on tomorrow at 8 and Thursday at 9! And, is it me? Or, is it the ONLY thing on TV right now. No more Idol, no more America’s Next Top Model, etc., etc.. Canada’s Next Top Model begins TONIGHT (Wednesday…thanks STEPH!) — should be MUCH better with Mr. Jay on board. MUCH.
LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVE!
I cannot WAIT for Big Brother to start….
And, DUDE, WORLD’S COLLIDE! In a GOOD WAY! America’s Next Top Model judge NIGEL BARKER on Y&R?
= sexy hot bliss!
And the whole Amber fiasco is PRICELESS. I LOVE seeing her humiliated! And, LOVING the idea of Daniel and Lilly splitting up because they’re, like, soooooo booooooring.
NICK? NICK? Are you there, Nick? It’s me, Cheaty. Please come back. I MISS YOUR HOTT SEXY ‘LICIOUS BOD…. Come on, Y&R, let’s get the show on the road. NICK!
Just FYI, you know you can still vote for me if you WUV me: here, here AND here!
Talk to me in the comments, kay? EVERYONE wants to hear your thoughts, kay? MMMWAH!
Want more Cheaty? Check it — at The Cheaty Monkey! I got lipstick and culinary goddess pics today!
xo Haley-O!
LAV — I know LInds will be embarrassed… There are some other more embarrassing photos of her that come to mind, though — like the infamous basic-instinct-like shot that led to her nickname “fire crotch”….
ALI — you’re sooo right. Whaddup with Courtney’s fashion sense these days?
JODI — give it a shot…it’s soooo not as good as ANTM. But, are you watching So You Think You Can Dance? Much more important!
JEN — DORA ROCKS! And, I’m so cool with the monkey thinking Diego (and her daddy) is the hottest thing….
JILL — YOU MUST watch Y&R — if not so you can bash it wit me!
TUGGY — I know you love your johnny!!! I never forget!
SAM — YAY! LOVE making people’s days! 🙂
MARIA — MISSED YOU! Try watching So You Think You Can Dance. It’s better than Idol and better than Survivor. On par with ANTM, I think. Maybe even better because the dancing and music are unbelievable! And, it’s funny because the judges are so eccentric, etc…. I have NO IDEA when Big Brother’s starting! Can’t wait!!!
AMREEN — I didn’t know if I should post the linds pics. I felt bad. But, I felt obligated — they’re all over the net…. 🙂
great blog – so sad about lindsay lohan, those pics are awful. i love the pics of blythe and apple – precious!
I cannot stand CROCS!!! Way worse than UGGS, but I don’t even mind UGGS too much – they look comfy…my 3 year old saw CROCS in the store last week & wanted them – can you believe it?! I said NO WAY!
Can’t wait for Big Brother to start!!! Do we have a date on that? I checked out the web site last week but nothing new for this season.
You’re so right – there is absolutely nothing on TV these days…I’ve been spending all my time on the net, especially this site of course…
Crocs and Uggs both uggers. BUT COMFY!!! Sometimes comfort outweighs fashion (for me – almost always)
OMG, Nigel on Y&R… I have to soooo catch up! YUM!!!! You made my day!
Thanks for the shout-out! YAY!! Love the pic of Blythe & Apple… I’ve never understood why ANYONE in CA has uggs…but I did buy the princess some when she was just tiny – then they were cute. 😉 Hope the promises works for Lindsey. sad.
JOHNNY – THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU. Can never have enough Johnny.
They are both ugly, Croc or Ugg!!!
Nigel!!!! Drooling… Damn that man is handsome!!! I think I might start watching soap!!
I just saw CNTM was on… Hope it is better than last season!!
Crocs and Uggs are both too uggers. When you’ve got the kinda money Courtney has there is no excuse for being “so last year”!
Love Apple and her grandma.
Lindsay is so pathetic. What’s up with these girls?? Can you please remind me that there are a few role models for our daughters?? I am scared at what will happen once mine is past the Dora phase. Dora’s a chick I’m cool with.
CNTM…can’t wait! Also love So You Think You Can Dance…so exciting! Talk about pathetic…but at least I’m sober…boring, maybe but sober 😉
I will definitely give Canada’s NTM a shot. You were so right on ANTM!
crocs are uglier than Uggs.
hands down.
🙂
and it’s not the uggs in the picture that’s worrisome…it’s the bathrobe-like drape she’s wearing AND the fact that her jeans are cuffed right ABOVE the boot line. weird.
i LOVE johnny depp.since like 21 JUMP STREET. and i especially love cap’n jack.hes a PIRATE…lindsay should be so embarrassed by thoe pics.hopefully she’ll smarten up before she becomes a joke.i love that pic of blythe and apple how cute.and i think those uggs are hideous!worse than crocs which like serve a multi use purpose.and no i don’t own either or.looking forward to jay hosting CNTM.i love nigel barker thats so cool.and when are they bringing nick back? enough of this cruelness.
Steph — YIKES!! I’ll change it ASAP! Thanks!!!! 🙂
Laural — Thanks for letting me know about Tug’s link. I’ll fix it!!! And, re. the UGGS, I couldn’t have said it better. Wrong season, wrong city. So right. And, yup, I know you LOVE Jay! 🙂
I couldn’t open Tug’s link – maybe it’s me???
Anyway….
I sort of feel bad for Lindsey. She looks totally rough there, and that’s hard. Like, obviously something is going on. So, I hope Promises works for her. At least she didn’t shave her head!!!!
As for the Uggs debate … I like them in the winter (I don’t have any, I have similar ones though). But, I do not understand wearing them when it’s this warm – and you’re in LA. It was a fad for awhile, but that is over now. Wear proper shoes! My friend won’t let her daughter wear her Uggs now that it’s spring. I think that’s funny . But, Uggs vs. Crocs. Tough one. I think you should get Ali’s opinion 🙂
And … Can’t wait for Canada’s Next Top Model. Have I mentioned I love love love love love Jay?
Canada’s Next Top Model is on tonight- Wednesday- not Thursday! Don’t want you to miss it since I love your recaps of America’s Next Top Model!