Tell me again why i watch the Bachelor. STILL. After how many seasons?
Why do i care about yet another attractive man who is sent to live in a bachelor pad and is “forced” to date many women at the same time.There are some beautiful ones. There are some butter-faces. and you can be sure that there will be crazies – like the girl who stalks his myspace and knows every.single.detail.about.his.life or the girl who rips open a tin can WITH HER TEETH or the one who whips out her webbed feet to, um, impress him?
He will always whine and say things like “i had no idea this would be so hard” and by this he means “how can i tongue-kiss so many girls without looking like such a douche?” or “my skin is starting to prune from being in this hot tub for so long”
The girls will always whine and say things like “i don’t like having to share him with these other girls” and by this they will mean “i hope she’s not a better kisser than i am” Every week we will see The!Most!Dramatic!Rose!Ceremony!Ever! where he will send the losers (you ARE the weakest link. Goodbye!) (wait. That’s the wrong show, isn’t it?) (wait. Whatever happened to The Weakest Link?) home to cry in their limo rides of shame where through tears and more tears and then some more tears will either curse the Bachelor for making the biggest mistake of his life or try to figure out what went wrong because from their 16 minutes together there was a REAL! CONNECTION! And they totally opened up and let their guards down and being vulnerable and why oh why didn’t he see that they are perfect for each other?!?!?
And at the end of the show we will see the Bachelor propose to one woman and NOT propose to the other finalist. But his choice will be meaningless because the bachelors stay with their “fiancés” only long enough to finish the press circuit and then once no one cares anymore, cue the break up.
and yet.
here i am.
glued to my tv watching as Jason sent Jillian packing all the way back to Canada.
(boo. even though Molly was always my favorite, i still hold a special place in my heart for all canadians on reallity tv shows)
so…who will it be?
Molly?
or
Melissa?
(and i won’t tell you that i know who wins. don’t click here if you don’t want to know. you have been warned)
I’m meh on both. Jillian kind of overdid it with sharing her dream but I feel her pain… hard not to blab when taken by surprise. And who knows why I still watch. yeesh.
you guys, Molly is super super cute. seriously.
Yah. Molly’s lookin’ way rough with the extra face. I watched this show the first few weeks but just could NOT do it anymore. I found I was so embarrassed for everyone that it was too painful.
When did it become fashionable to wear black eyeliner on the inner lid again? That was, like, grade eight, right? But ewww…that Molly looks super-skanky with it on.