Why, oh, why, Gorgeouses? Why did I turn on the TV to channel 8 at 8pm three Sundays ago? Why, oh, why?
In other words, why, oh, why have I gotten sucked right back in to Desperate Housewives? I must hate myself or something, because this sh– is disturbing and suspenceful. HATE! But, OH, the makeup! The hair! The clothes! The quirky music! The hotties! Sigh…. I suck. I’m sucked. Right back in. Mike and Edie better not sleep together….I’m not a Susan fan, but she and Mike belong together.
Why, oh, whyyyyyyyyycheck it!!!!
GUESS WHO’S STANDIN’ THERE PICKIN’ HIS ARSE!?
Did you guess it? Jude Law, baby! Ick.
And, I am not into this look. Tight, short jacket, high-ish tight jeans….Ick. But the contemplative look on his face is kinda hot….Almost makes up for the arse-picking….Almost.
For photo source, click here.
Apparently, though, he’s not the only celeb with an itchy arse:
Photo c/o X17 Online.
I wish I looked that good pumping gas and scratching my arse…!
BABY SHILOH IN INDIA
Soooo pretty! GORJ!
BRITNEY’S DIET AND BABY-NAME MYSTERY!
All the Intergossips are talking about the new theory that Brit’s new baby Sutton Pierce a) might actually be a girl, and b) may really be named Jayden James! Apparently, Federslime was alluding to this possibility on a recent radio talk show.
Also, this weight loss issue. Apparently, says US Weekly (I know because I got a subscription to this fab mag for my b-day…awesome gift!), Brit’s down to a size 8; she lost 25 of her 60 preggo pounds. Here’s how she’s doing it: 6 mini-meals a day; a daily morning run on the treadmill (1 hour); daily evening weight-lifting session (45 mins); no white flour; breastfeeding; and, she swears by working out to fast music. There you have it.
Am I the only person for whom breatfeeding caused weight gain? Sooo not fair….
Also, my cheaty gossip radar is picking up some serious Britney-Federslime breakup rumours…. Stay tuned!
CALLING ALL GREY’S ANATOMY FANS
Photo c/o Just Jared.
Check out McSteamy (Eric Dane) and his wife actress Rebecca Gayheart — wasn’t she on Beverly Hills 90210? Yes, yes she was! I just googled it…. They were attending an Esquire Magazine affair in Beverly Hills.
He’s not my type. The over-styled facial hair turns me right off. She’s purty, though….
KATE HUDSON FILLS OUT HER BIKINI AGAIN
For photo source, click here.
I never thought Kate was that hot, but the Intergossips are all over these latest pics of her. And, even I have to admit that she is totally pulling off this itsybitsyteenyweeny bikini. By the way, loving her and Owen Wilson together….
KATE MOSS PREGGERS?
Photo c/o PerezHilton.com.
Rumour has it, this healthy-looking duo are having a baby. Ugh. Vomit. Let’s hope this is just rumour. (Update: Since the beautiful Lavendula asked….This (soooo not) dashing young man in the car with Kate is her boyfriend Pete Doherty….)
Hey, did you see my Saturday Surprise Post? Check it by either scrolling down the page to the previous post or by being a lazy, itchy arse and clicking here. There’s the video of WILL KIRBY’S CAMEO ON THE Y&R. It’s awesome. Sooooo Will Kirby. Go enjoy.
Say hi to me in the comments? I’d LOVE it. LOVE IT! And, let me know what/who you want to read about! I like to know these things!
And, come visit me at The Cheaty Monkey. Still not sure what I’m gonna right about today. Maybe about the weekend. I think I got a good pic of the monkey in her red party dress — from the back, of course — you don’t want to miss it!
xo Haley-O
Wow she gained 60lbs?! hehe.
And see there working out does wonders.. and yes SMALL Meals. Im all for that.
Oh and to encourage you. My friend Amanda after her 1st baby (at age 22) she breastfed… and well she ended up GAINING weight for some reason. She just couldnt loose any weight…
So breastfeeding for her didnt help shrink her back to pre-preggy size at all.
Some people it does…. some it doesnt 🙂
My mom breastfed me for 18 months.
She was back to 115 lbs by the time I was two weeks old… she told me it was “all because of breastfeeding.”
So who knows! 🙂
Not loving Jude, but never really have. Pam always touches herself…
Brit got a tummy tuck, too, after the last C-Section, that had to help! Love Kate & Owen together, never got Chris. Maybe they’ll cut Ryder’s hair? Love Desparate too! Totally agree on the Susan/Mike/Edie thing.
Rebecca Gayheart’s been out of the news since she was in trouble…hit a kid (killed? 6 year old?) with her car a few years back…sad.
Hi CINNAMON GURL, yes, I’ve read about the scandal. I’ll try to fill you in on Wednesday!! It has to do with the dr. with the hand problem (forget his name) — he’s nasty on the set apparently, abusing people, etc….
LAV — That is soooo sweet. 🙂 He’s a lucky man. 🙂
No you are not alone in the breastfeeding/weight gain thing…
I’ve heard bits and pieces about scandal at the Grey’s Anatomy set… know anything about this?
hey haley,yeah its david caruso.its his voice i just love listening to him speak.and remember i’m a lot older than you.and i’ll let you in on another secret.my hubby is the hottest guy on the planet.just love that man of mine.now i’m getting mushy enough to make myself sick.lol
Ali– I remember thinking that exactly; she doesn’t look like a size 8 at all. I think the boobs balance her out, though. They must be ginormous!
LAV — are you talking about the guy from CSI? That’s the only red-headed actor I can think of off hand. He’s ew. If not, give me another clue. This is fun!
JEN — I can’t help you with the Jude Law thing. Go ask Ali. She’s in LOVE with him….
HEIDI — The gowns are, indeed, totally delish. 😉
Do NOT get the Jude Law thing…yicky…especially picking his bum.
Brit looks great. What she sees in Fed is beyond me. Problem is, I don’t think she is the sharpest tool in the shed. Question – why announce your child is a boy if it is actually a girl?!
Shiloh and Mom – gorgeous.
Kate Hudson looks amazing. You can only pull off a bikini like that with no boobs though.
Kate Moss – so sad. Talk about wasted beauty. If she is pregnant that would be very sad…the whole thing is just sad. Pathetic.
hi haley,oh so thats pete doherty.yikes.can you imagine that poor baby.probably look like its strung out on something too.ewww!!!!! clay aiken!yuck!absolutely not.no he’s an actor.he has a show on the telly.
interesting…Britney looks way smaller than a size 8.
ah! i just posted the jude law pics at my site….before i read yours! hysterical!
we TOTALLY think alike.
Oy, Haley – give The Monkey timeeeee, LOL, but TBH, nothing like a begowned Princess taking a bath in the dog’s water and then deciding to scooch in the garden bed = giant mess suitable only for overnight soaking LOL.
LAV: It’s rocker Pete Doherty….I added it in the post above. 🙂 Red hair, voice sexy…hmmm….I’ll have to think on it. It better not be Clay Aikin….Give me more hints: is he a singer? an actor?
HEIDI: I can only imagine how many gowns your pretty princess owns! The monkey only has a few because it’s not easy to scootch in gowns….
hi haley,so the newest hollywood fad is arse scratching or digging.don’t think i’ll join in.i love desperate housewifes have to watch it right after amazing race.who’s that washed out looking dude with kate moss?
isn’t that nice smoking cigs while pregnant?i guess its better than snorting blow.sorry being sarcastic.those pics of .kate & whats his name look like sid vicious & nancy.angelina &shiloh pics are beautiful.they sure are beautiful bunch those jolie-pitts.i so don’t get grey’s anatomy.oh well,you’re right rebecca gayheart is pretty.you know who i think is hot?i love red hair.and his voice is so sexy.can you guess?thats who i’d like to see some gossip about.
Can’t wait to see a pic of the Monkey — can you imagine if I had put the Princess in a party dress together with all that flour LOL….I hate to think???? (And boy, does the Princess have loads of parteeeee gowns, bowing in umbrance to Gymboree & ebay….)…
GOLD…I am first, nahnahnah…
I am so NOT a Jude Law fan (sorry Ali) and yes the pic is so off (for so many reasons)…
RE Brit – well I saw her hubby on Jay Leno the other night, grossssssss….
And yes Kate Hudson does look lovely – not too skinny for a change.
And Shiloh? What can I say? She is absolutely precious…