VMAs TONIGHT Gossip

Hi Gorgeouses!!!!!

HUGE night tonight. YUGE! It’s MTV’s VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS — the INFAMOUS VMA’s, the most SCANDALOUS awards show EVAH, like, the one in which MADONNA AND BRITNEY KISSED (remember that?), the one where Brit brought the python, wore the barely-there costume, etc., etc.. It’s insanity, really. You cannot miss it. Besides, BRITNEY is opening the Vegas show with her new comeback single "Gimme More" (which is apparently the ONLY good song on her comeback album), and we DON’T want to miss that!

Will she make it? Or, break it? It’s supposed to be an AWESOME performance. There will be LOTS of acrobatics and Criss Angel magic, and more, to distract us from Britney — which is probably just what they’re going for….

Oh, and the FASHION hits and misses tonight are going to be AWWWWESOME! So, don’t miss it! We’ll talk about it next post, FO SHO!

Also, don’t miss Big Brother tonight. Of course.

The VMA’s are on tonight, September 9th, on MTV Canada at 8pm (preshow) and CFTO at 9 (SHOWTIME).

By the way? I’ll be taking Thursday and Friday off for the Jewish High Holidays. So, you’ll have your Friday post on Thursday this week. Just FYI. LOVE!

check it!!!

SO GORJ….

Kate Beckinsale is just so gorj. Here she is with her hottie hubby Len Wiseman. They’re always photo’d looking hot-and-heavy all over each other. Here, they’re just holding hands. Look how happy. LOVE. BIRDS. Not sure I’m digging Kate’s shorter hair? Maybe it’s a ponytail, though. Hard to tell. Flowing locks are definitely a better look for her with her classic gorj princess features and all.

Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash.

BRITNEY AND CRISS IN LAS VEGAS

Here’s our favourite (gag hurl) Hollywood couple, all ready for tonight’s VMAs, as they walk out of the Luxor Hotel in Vegas. I’m actually digging what Brit’s wearing. You? ‘Cept for that pashmina. Criss Angel should use his magical powers to MAKE IT DISAPPEAR.

Are you SO EXCITED FOR TONIGHT, GORGEOUSES?

By the way, here’s Brit at the Hard Rock Cafe with Criss on Friday night. They look pretty tight, don’t they…:

LOVE this last picture. Brit Brit continues to take THE WORST PICTURES in showbiz history….
Photos, with thanks, c/o X17.

BRITNEY CLEARLY NERVOUS FOR THE VMAs

Check those nervous NAILS!!! Nail polish chipped, and nails all-the-way bitten down! Ew…. I don’t blame her for being nervous, though. She’s either going to "come back" tonight, or bomb. We all think she’s crazy right now. So, this is her chance to prove she’s still got it. BIG NIGHT for her tonight. Honestly, though? NOTHING can bring the old Britney back. That Brit’s LONG GONE. That SHIP HAS SAILED.
Photos, with thanks, c/o Buzzfoto.

THE DOUGLAS FAMILY RETURNS FROM THE WOMEN’S OPEN

Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash.

It’s rare that we see pics of this fam out and about. So, I thought I’d share. Because it’s rare. Even if you don’t care. I will still dare. ENOUGH! Sorry. Got carried away there…. So, yes, in these photos, Catherine Zeta-Jones and the Douglas men are returning
to Manhattan after attending the women’s final at the US Open in New
York. She missed NYC’s fashion week for…THAT? Anyway, she looks so amazing. Younger all the time, even as hubby Michael Douglas looks a little agier…, still gorj, though. Love him. (Love Ed Harris more, though — YUM — WHAT’S WRONG WITH ME!?!?)

Oh yeah…. If my DEAR friend ALI (LOVE!) sees him at the Toronto film festival, I will CLOBBER her if she doesn’t take at least a pic of him for my ceiling. She SO kindly invited Josh and me to join her and her hubby for Ed’s film, but I had to decline because I don’t want Ed (and POSSIBLY CLIVE IS SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE FESTIVAL at some point! EEEEEEEEEE!!!!!) to see me all swollen and puffy and in WAY-too-small maternity clothes…, and arm braces (deets on the arm braces tonight/tomorrow at The Cheaty Monkey; I’m a total mess right now)….

YES, IT’S TRUE….

…Our High School Musical Disney good girl, 18-year-old Vanessa Hudgens, is totally naked all over the internet. She’s just naked. I mean, she’s not doing anything pornoish or anything. But, still. Not what Disney or Neutrogena want with their poster girl for purity and innocence.

At first, rumour had it that she sent the pictures to her boyfriend Zac Efron — the BOY from High School Musical — and that somehow they got leaked. Then Vanessa countered that rumour, stating that she actually took the photos a couple of years ago, before she was even famous, and that she’d sent them to Nickelodeon star Drake Bell (she played his character’s girlfriend on one episode of his show in 2006). Drake Bell, however, denies having ever received the photos.

Honestly, though? If you see the pictures (and they’re really not hard to find…), they barely even look like her! Nonetheless, she’s come out and formally stated that it is, indeed, her in the photos and that she’s sorry…:

"I want to apologize to my fans, whose support and trust means the world
to me. I am embarrassed over this situation and regret having ever
taken these photos. I am thankful for the support of my family and
friends."

Here’s how Disney has responded:

"Vanessa
has apologized for what was obviously a lapse in judgment…. We hope she’s learned a valuable lesson."

Oy. SCANDALOUS. Disturbing. All that.

CLOONEY AT THE TORONTO FILM FESITIVAL!!!

Check GEORGE CLOONEY rushing to an interview at Toronto’s Lobby Bar. He’s here for the screening of his new flick Michael Clayton. I’m not that into George. But, I know a lot of YOU GORGEOUSES, are. So, enjoy the pics!
Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash.

LINDSAY AND HER DAD TALK IT OUT IN UTAH REHAB FACILITY

I’ve been avoiding gossiping about this because I find Lindsay SOOOO boring. But, it’s news. She and her estranged (and ridiculously publicity-hungry) father have been chatting in her rehab facility, where he came to visit her to try to patch things up between them. Check these pics, though: him with his cell phone (why do you need a cell phone AT YOUR DISPOSAL when you’re FINALLY in the presence of the daughter you have LONGED to reunite with for years??); and her with her head down — obviously, she can’t look at the guy, and who can blame her…? Good luck to them, though.
Photos, with thanks, c/o X17.

I WANT THAT PURSE

…I would, like, totally settle for Zahara’s purse…? C’I have it, Zah??

Latah Loves! Must dash and get rested before the VMAs!!! ENJOY! We’ll talk about EVERYTHING next post!

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LOVE!

XO HALEY-O