Happy Friday, Gorgeouses!
I didn’t get to participate in Cheaty’s comment area yesterday. Boo. I’ve been so BUSY! Busy busy busy. You see, I lagged a bit in my blogging during the holidays, and now I have to catch up. I wrote less frequently, read less frequently. Then I had to change website hosts, which, is, like, a huge technical deal. I swear, the experience has turned me into an HTML (code that you use to design websites) pro! Listen to me writing this! I’m such a computer geek right now! Do you LOVE IT? huh?…no? You don’t? You want Cheaty! you want Cheaty! {you bang fists on table}?
Here I am! Cheaty’s back. All yours again….
Olivia….My parents’ dog. LOVE!
check it!!!!!
ANGELINA AND BRAD IN PANAMA…GORRRRRJ!
They’re in Panama vacationing and checking out some properties to buy. They’re buying in the area near the Biodiversity Museum, which they’re visiting in these pictures. The museum is about to be built — was designed by the famous architect Frank Gehry, whom the architecture-lovin’ Brad admires. Brad and Ang were there checking out the new design, the gardens, etc. The properties they’re looking at are apparently owned by Donald Trump.
Can you believe she’s not air-brushed. This woman is absolutely stunning. Those really are some set of lips. Just. Wow. Too bad she steals people husbands….Otherwise, she might, indeed, be perfection.
Mmmmm…yummm…. Love the greying goatee. Hott….
Their visit was freaking catered….
Did she REALLY just give birth?
Repeat: Did she REALLY just give birth? Where’s her tummy pooch? Where’s the so-called "muffin top"?
Photos of Brangelina, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.
CAMERON AND JUSTIN SPLIT!
It may be just a rumour, but EVERYONE’S talking about it….And, you know what? I don’t care. I’m not a Justin fan, never have been. I don’t see the attraction. Don’t see the sexy. Looking at him right now: Uhhh…ummm….nope! Nothing.
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.
I’m also sad to report that his chosen costar, my girl-crush Scarlett Johansson, is also diva’ing up the set: she won’t let anyone EAT IN FRONT OF HER. And, she freaked when they wouldn’t let her smoke inside, complaining that she should be able to light her cigarette because there are fire dancers on the set and supposedly it’s the same thing. Huh?
Think Justin and Scarlett will hook up?
BRITNEY POST NEW-YEARS-EVE-VEGAS COLLAPSE
Someone get this girl some help NOW!
LINDS GOT HER APPENDIX REMOVED
I’m awaiting scar pics. I know, you’re soooo excited to see the scar. Cameras are poised at hospital doors….
WHO ARE YOU?
Can’t you tell? It’s Ashlee Simpson! I mean, duhhh….
SHE’S FIRED!
Everyone’s (least) favourite party girl was fired from the Club Paris gig. She was too irresponsible and ungrateful. To think!?
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.
HO HUM, ANOTHER BREAKUP….
They’re done. I’m, like, whatevs. But, I thought some of you might like to know….
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.
If you don’t already watch The Office, you better go check it! It’s the funniest show on TV. Easily. And, Ugly Betty. Also hysterically funny. Love Betty. Want braces now. Well….Oh, and Y&R is INSANE right now. Colleen: get rid of JT and go snatch that professor out of ewwy Amber’s hands! Brad kills people! Ashley got the boot — off to Hong Kong! Sheila is back in the guise of PHYLLIS!
Don’t forget to check The Cheaty Monkey. The Monkey’s walking! And, she handed me a little somethin’-somethin’ today….You better go see what it was….
Talk to me in the comments. I’ll be there listening and ready to respond this time!!! xo Haley-O!
awe lol thanks
JODI — I know! They all smoke! It’s so not glam….
JILL — I’ve seen him on a lot of covers. they could air brush him to the nth degree, and I still wouldn’t find him hott/sexy.
TUGGY — I was thinking the same thing! I didn’t want to post half of these, but there’s nothing else going on. It’s all Britney Britney Britney, Angelina, Britney, Brad, Britney, Paris, yadayadayada….
DREA — That is sooo cool! I’ve wondered where you’re from — you’re so exotically gorj!
IT’SGRANDMA — for those of you who don’t know, it’sgrandma is my urban mommy. My very own! Anyway, it’sgrandma, I don’t think Ang’s lips are pumped. They’re just highly glossed here — she’s had lips like this since she was a kid. i’ve seen the pics. That’s what I think anyway….xoxoxoxoxox LOVE!
I think Ang has pumped lips…w/collagen. She does look very slim…and you never hear her making a big deal about it! Brit is truly scum….I feel sorry for her kids. Why did she have them Olivia is gorj!! Love, it’sgrandmaoooooxxxxxxx
Brad looks a lil sickly to me in those photos. Like SUPER skinny haha.
I do like the goatee as well. Always a nice look.
Speaking about Panama. Did you know my mom is from Panama? She grew up there for 24 yrs until she moved to the states with my dad. Her entire family still lives there. They are actually flying to visit my Abuela (grandmother) this month for her 80th bday.
My uncle is a multi-millionare in Panama. He owns his own house on a private island off the coast of Panama.
He actually sponsored all the commercial hosting for the Miss Universe pagent that was held in Panama. Pretty impressiveeee I must say. haha I havent seen him since I was like 8 though.. 🙁
We keep in touch through email.
Oh and my mom use to work at the Panama canal. Thats where she met my dad (who was on business)
I think the tabs need to get some new people…I’m yawn-y over all these…doesn’t anyone else DO anything? 😉
Ok, I know this is a repeating comment, but don’t you remember Justin On the cover of the Rolling Stone??
Angelina is stating to be too thin, again, even if she wouldn’t have give birth. The best she look was when she just adopt Madox(like 8 month after that).
Now Ashley look live Émilie du Ravin(the blond chick that gave birth in Lost)…
Yes! Love Ugly Betty and The Office!
What’s up with all the celebrities smoking? gawd.
LAURAL — Love Scarlett. Hope it’s not true. Hate that she smokes! Angelina definitely looks too thin for Cheaty taste. She’s not working with our BOOTY BEAUTY INITIATIVE 2007!
Great gossip today 🙂
Ashlee Simpson. Don’t get that. Her poor face. All I can think when I see pictures of her is how painful it must have been. Ouch!
Hmmmm … Scarlett and Justin. Nah. I don’t love Justin either. I met him once – and he was actually really nice. But hot, not so much.
And, I can kind of picture Scarlett being a diva, but maybe it’s a rumour. I know you love her.
And Angelina. Gorgeous. But, she’s looking really thin.