To Gossip or Not to Gossip — That Is the Question

Hi Gorgeouses!

Want gossip? How ’bout Sharon Stone in a bikini? Brad Pitt on set at Ocean’s 13 — hottness!? Jessica Alba getting a speeding ticket? Cute Jen and Vi park pics? The status of John Mayer and Jessica Simpson? Paula Abdul’s broken nose? And, MORE!?

check it!!!!!

SHARON STONE LOOKS AMAZING IN A BIKINI

Gorgeouses, Sharon Stone is almost FIFTY (next March)! I should be so lucky to have an arse like that at my tender age of 32! Kudos, Sharon. Just…kudos.
Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash News.

BRAD PITT LOOKS HOTT IN OCEAN’S 13

Here he is with executive producer Jerry Weintraub. I wonder if they’re laughing at an email from Angelina Jolie. Doubtful. But, look how cute! He looks like the old Brad — gorj golden hair and all!

Eeeeeeeee!!!! GORJ!

For all you Clooney lovers (not I…), here YOU go….

Photos, with thanks, c/o Just Jared.

NO POINT EVAH FIGHTING A TICKET….

…Because if Jessica Alba can’t fight a speeding ticket, no one can….
Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash News.

JEN AND VI IN THE PARK (AGAIN BUT WE LOVE IT!)

Violet is ADORABLE! Only 18 months, and look how tall! No wonder, though, look at her parents….

As the monkey would say if she even GLANCED at this picture: "Weeeeeeeeeeee! SHWING!!!!!!!!! SHWING!!!!!! SHWING!!!!!!!! ….Peesh? Ahkay!!!!" And, then I would HAVE to take her swinging.
Photos, with thanks, c/o X17.

ARE THEY? OR, AREN’T THEY?

Just when we thought it was over…. The two of them spent the night TOGETHER at Soho Grand in New York. HERE we go again….

I love her shirt….

ANGELINA JOLIE IS GOING TO TAKE A YEAR OFF TO BE WITH THE KIDS

People magazine is reporting that Angelina Jolie will finally take that year off to be with her kids — you know, the one she was bragging about when she first brought Pax home:

"I’m working this summer. I’m in Prague for a few months, then I take
two months off, then I work for two months," Jolie said Tuesday while
promoting A Mighty Heart at the Cannes Film Festival. "And then I take a year off."

Asked if the time off will be for her family, she replied: "Yes."

She will also spend the year devoting time to her ambassadorial (gosh, I didn’t know that was a word!) efforts.

Fab.

BROKE. HER. NOSE.

Ooooo…. The drama. THE DRAMA!!!!! Apparently, Paula flipped and broke her nose while trying to avoid stepping on her Chihuahua. Here’s the scoop according to her rep:

"She went to the doctor and she did break her nose, but she’s moving on
and doing great" Brokaw says. "She looks terrific. If you didn’t know
she broke her nose, you’d never guess anything happened to her. She is
in pain. No question about that. But she’s standing 10 feet from me and
you’d never know anything happened to her. There are no bandages. She’s
got some bruises on her arms and on one of her legs."

There is NO BRUISE, GORGEOUSES! How is it even POSSIBLE to have a broken nose and NO BRUISE!? Is there a doctor in the house? Can you explain this to us, PLEASE!?

I do often trip over my fat cat Tigger, though…. So, I don’t doubt the same thing happens with chihuahuas…. I’ve never broken a nose tripping over Tigger, though. I guess I’d better be careful from now on. I should be THANKING Paula for this, more like it, then, huh?!
Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash News.

Just watched American Idol. Jordin is taking it home. Fo sho! I’ll take bets on it. Anyone? Anyone?

The Bachelor? OBVIOUUUUUS! Of course Tessa won.

But, that cheesy dude said "I frikkin LOVE you!" to BOTH women! Rule #1 for the Bachelor: NEVER say "I love you." It’ll screw you. Anyway, GO BEV for NOT SAYING a single word to Andy when he sent her home! NICE. But, BOO BEV for playing the perpetually-scorned lover in the limo: "this ALWAYS happens to me…story of my life," etc., etc.. Whatevs. (I wasn’t able to see Andy’s proposal to Tessa — is it worth watching? Anything interesting happen?)

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xo Haley-O!