Hi Gorgeouses!
Guess who’s engaged…? And who’s weave’s DESTROYING her hair (hmmm, that’s a tough one!)? Who’s working out topless on the beach (as annoyingly USUAL!)? Who looks positively gorj after twins? Who’s got convenient technical difficulties? AND MORE!!!
check it!!!
CHARLIE SHEEN ENGAGED TO BROOKE MUELLER
After a year of dating, Charlie Sheen proposed to real-estate investor/actor Brooke Mueller with a $500,000 engagement ring on a beach in Costa Rica! He did it JUST before these pics were taken….
Sweet! They look happy. Congrats to the happy couple!
Photos and scoop, with thanks, c/o Splash News.
MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY ON THE BEACH AGAIN — TOLD YOU
I told you!!! He’s ALWAYS on the beach, sweaty, topless and working out! I see these pictures ALL THE TIME! They are ALL the same. But, I don’t usually post them because they’re TOO SMELLY. But, some of you Gorgeouses were sooo excited (like, soooo excited…) when I posted that pic of him sweaty and topless with Alanis Morissette, that I had to post these latest ones for you again! Do you LOVE it? Hee!
Photos, with thanks, c/o X17.
BRITNEY LOOKS LIKE ARSE, AS USUAL
See, I thought I was having a bad hair day. But, then I saw THIS! What a MESS! Britney is RUINING whatever hair she has with all these ridiculous weaves. Apparently, she’ll be REALLY BALD — and, I mean FOR GOOD — if she keeps this up with the uggers hair weaves. Blechhhh! Mind you, seriously?, she could probably mop a good public bathroom floor with this weave (or has she already?)….
…’cuz, of course, if she mops it first, she can wear BARE FEET in there again! PERF!
Photos and scoop, with thanks, c/o Splash News.
MARCIA CROSS LOOKS FAB!
The only Desperate Housewife NOT in France for Eva and Tony’s wedding looks just as GORJ as the rest of ’em! Wow, she bounced back FAST after giving birth to twins!
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17.
HEE — FUNNEE!!!
LOVE that female anchor trying to keep from laughing, and her "hot potato tahpic"! Do you think Nick gave his camera person a code sign to shut things down? Did he wiggle his pinky? Blink 6 times (there was a lot of blinking…and staring…)? Tug a pant leg? Do morse code or something with his foot? Hee? Silly!
NICOLE RICHIE’S IN TROU-BLE!
Yeah yeah. Her DUI trial’s scheduled for tomorrow. But, she and her lawyers are trying to get out of it. According to TMZ, her lawyer asked for an extension until August 5th
because her expert witness, Dr. Terence McGee, was not available to
testify [tomorrow]. Commissioner Steven Lubell was visibly upset and ordered
both Nicole’s lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, and the prosecutor into
chambers. When the Commissioner came out, he said he would not rule on
the continuance and ordered all parties into court tomorrow morning at
8:30 AM — that’s when the trial is scheduled to begin.
So, we’ll see what the story is tomorrow. On the bright side for Nicole, at least her feeding will be monitored behind bars. Jail slop’s healthier for baby than her daily celery stick or whatever.
So…. Many of you are NOT watching Big Brother…. Gorgeouses! You’re missing OUT! Check it! Trust me, you’ll LOVE it! It’s hilarious, ridiculous, addictive, insane! Check it.
For those of you who ARE watching it, who would you like to see evicted? Carol or Amber…?
Personally, I’d have LOVED to see Jen (or, "JENNOYING") OUTTA THERE…. But, Danielle did good not using the veto. Why stir up trouble. And, while we’re on the topic of Danielle. She’s GORJ, and everything, but TAKE THAT GIRL OFF THE SLOP! She’s getting skinnier by the day! …She and Nick are HOTT together.
I canNOT wait till this Kevin-Jenna-Colleen story is OVAH on Y&R because it’s RIDICULOUS, and because Kevin looks GORY and, therefore, like ARSE. But, also CAN’T wait till Cain finds out that his marriage to Amber is ILLEGIT! That’ll be awesome. Then he can be MINE! Hee….
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LOVE!
xo Haley-O
Ummm… who couldn’t use a daily dose of MM. As far as I can tell it is nothing but good for he psyche. Pretty happy about the Sheenster finding true love again and oh…. poor Britney. Is it wrong of me to just think she deserves it? Found you on the Bloggers Choice Awards. You’ve been nominated for Best Gossip Blog. YOu can add a Brag Badge really easily by going to the link, which is the same place where you can vote for yourself! Good luck! http://www.bloggerschoiceawards.com/blogs/show/1644
I can always take a little beef-cake Haley. Especially since i have gone cold turkey on the mags. Thanks for the Matt!
Matthew, please puts some sunscreen on, he looks like a lobster on the 2 first pictures!!(And were you talking about me when you said those things about him??)
Get that fake hair, almost make me puke hair, out of your head!! I’ll rather go bald than being seen like that(and the only reason I would is meant I would have gone through chemo!!)
For Big Brother, I would rather see Carol go, but I the same time it would be interesting to see how her relationship with annoying voice girl goes!!
Agreed. We so want “Jennoying” gone! Hubby is watching this season too.
Jenna really needs to go! Can everyone say “CRAZY!!!” I like Carol & Amber so far but having to choose I would want Amber to stay. I think it’s just my mother to mother favourtism.
So over Matthew! Used to love him but you’re right – does the guy ever wear a shirt?! He does look smelly!
the finger scissor sign, i almost guarantee it.
And doesnt Charlie Sheen married just sound like a bad idea all around?
so i think you’re right and britney was mopping floor with that hideous weave.and i like charlie sheen hes one of my fave bad boys.nice to see him looking so happy.and poor nicole trying to get out of prison.and you couldn’t be more right at least in prison she’ll be fed FOOD.marcia does look great.sorry i haven’t seen big bro yet.and yes kevin does look gross.and hopefully soon they will catch jana and end this ridiculous story line.can’t wait for caine to catch amber and all her lies.did she dope him up and trick him into marrying her?!
~Matthew seriously looks in need of a shower. I agree….smelly! Maybe he’s trying to keep the paparazzi away with his stench..although it doesn’t seem to be working. So go take a shower, Matthew! (ha! I say that to my son Matthew all the time, lol!)
~Barefoot? In a public restroom? Just no! (Oh and that reminds me, Haley…wait until you see this new product I’m reviewing….you are going to die! In fact, I’ll email you the link so you can get a sneak peek…it would probably be perfect for you to use while preggers!)
~My Tivo screwed me and recorded Airline instead of Big Brother. Airline! It would be one thing if it were Desperate Housewives or Survivor or some other cool show, but Airline?!
I am soooo mad!!!!! I CANNOT miss an episode of BB!!! I don’t know how I’m even breathing right now knowing I missed it! How?!
~Kev is definitely freaky looking on Y & R. And those awful sounds he makes when he’s pretending to be in pain…scary to think how he’d sound in bed, lol.
But Kane is soooo HAWT, isn’t he?! I bet HE’D sound real good! 🙂