The Gossip and the Gossipless

Hi Gorgeouses,

To.day.we.got: MARIE-LOUISE PARKER (whom I love) and her daughter; exciting pics from the SEX AND THE CITY MOVIE set; BRITNEY not doing well…; ZAC EFRON AND VANESSA HUDGENS dunzo?; AND, MORE…MUCH MORE!

By the way…. The title of this post is UNINSPIRED by The Young and the Restless, which totally bites right now. I mean, they made us watch Sharon and Jack MAKE LOVE in what had to be THE MOST AWKWARD SEX SCENE EVAH! Ewwwwwwwwww! Anyway, that’s not
why we’re here today, is it?

check it!!!

MARIE-LOUISE PARKER AND HER LITTLE GIRL

Look how sweet! And, NICE diaper bag! ALMOST as nice as my own NEW SMOKIN’-HOT JU-JU-BE! (Sorry, got carried away there for a second — I’m just crazy-in-love with my bag…can’t help myself). Where were we? Oh! So, look how sweet! Mary-Louise adopted her beautiful little girl from Africa and has never been happier. This is the second child for the 43-year-old TOTALLY BEAUTIFUL Weeds star. She also has a 3-year-old son, William Atticus, with ex-boyfriend, actor Billy Crudup.
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash.

POOR VANESSA HUDGENS

First the nudie pictures come out ALL OVER THE INTERNET, and then a LAWYER TRIES TO SUE HER, and THEN Vanessa Hudgens and her High School Musical co-star and offscreen LOVAH ZAC EFRON call it quits? Well, they say these things come in threes, sooo…. Here’s the scoop (c/o OK! Magazine):

According to the source [close to the couple], while Zac was away in Europe promoting Hairspray,
Vanessa was at a Hollywood Hills party, where eyewitnesses say she was
"all over" her older, not-Zac date. And when someone dared to ask about
Zac, Vanessa "threw a fit and said ‘don’t mention his name!’ "

After his return home to L.A., the pair were spotted Sunday night
driving together in Zac’s car, though the mood looked anything but
festive.

Poor poor Vanessa. Actually, I don’t feel sorry for her. She’s, like, a HUGE CELEBRITY — and not just a wee one — now that she’s so SSSSSCANDALOUS!

EXCITING PHOTOS FROM THE SEX AND THE CITY MOVIE SET

WOWOWOWOWOWWWW! How exciting is THIS? And, what on EARTH could be going on in this scene??? Look at Big’s face! The DRAMA, ohhhhh, the DRAMA! LOVES IT! And, is it me? Or, does Charlotte look preggers? (The dress, the hand-on-tummy…? Could it be?) I CANNOT WAIT for this! And, if you’re in NYC, tell us what you see…! Apparently, they’re taking over the city filming this thing! …It’s coming MAY 30th,. 2008!!!
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash.

Oh! Oh! Oh! Here’s another one!

EEEEEeeeee! Love! I’m already hoping for a Sex And the City sequel!!!

PREGNANT AND GORJ…IN HEELS!!!

Ahhh, pregnant women looking gorj and in heels….. HAAAAATE! But, Christina, talk to me when you’re in your third trimester — and, like, with 10 DAYS TO GO! — and tell me how much you love your FAB high heels THEN! Oh, but they are FAB….
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17.

PARIS FASHION NO-NO?

I tell Josh-O all the time that he’s not to wear, i.e., a plaid tie with a striped shirt, etc., etc…… Like, isn’t it a FASHION FAUX-PAS to mix patterns? Or, is this IN right now? Do you like this look, Gorgeouses? I’m guessing you or I certainly couldn’t get away with it. But, DOES PARIS GET AWAY WITH IT? Or, is it silly? Alls I know is IT’S MAKING ME DIZZY!!!
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash.

BRITNEY IS NOT DOING WELL (SURPRISE SURPRISE)

She’s a TOTAL mess right now. This is her partying it up at Hyde Nightclub on September 18th. No surprise she looks like ARSE. But, CRAZY at a time when she’s supposed to be focusing on her kids and proving her worth as their mother. She’s gonna lose her kids. This is really worrisome. Really. And, worrisome.

She’s even been banned from Chateau Marmont because she disgusted diners by smearing 5-star food all over her face…. Still. Acting. Weird….

ALSO, sources say Brit’s friends are really worried about her right now because she’s prone to eating disorders — binging and purging, aka bulimia, to be exact. After the world called her fat (though, seriously, she did NOT look fat) at the VMA’s, and after this bitter custody battle with Kevin, she’s no doubt in self-destruction mode. Go to rehab NOW, Britney. No — not now, Britney……NOW!!!
Photo, with thanks, c/o Buzzfoto.

WHAT…IS THIS?

It’s Debra Messing shopping in L.A.!!!  Like, huh? Wha? I don’t need to say anything. And, I can’t because there are no words. This picture speaks for itself.  Is  MIND-BOGGLING!  WTF!?!?

ARE YOU WATCHING?

AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL? Great opening show. Tyra’s as ECCENTRIC as ever — going on ALL FOURS on the table to reenact a bikini wax with one of the contestants? Huh? Wha? Who? Where? One thing I think is AMAZING about this season is the fact that one of the models is Autistic. Her name’s Heather, and in the season premiere, we learned that she has Asperger’s Syndrome.

It is WONDERFUL to see a woman with this condition so publicly chase her dream and, in so doing, offer hope and inspiration to all those people (and their families) who struggle with this disorder. Talk about a role model. She’s putting herself out there. And, kudos to her for doing it. I was thrilled to see her make it into the house. It seriously touched my heart…. And, this is America’s Next Top Model we’re talking about…!

SURVIVOR?  Looks GOOD! Are you hooked already? I actually haven’t watched the whole thing yet, so this is the extent of my wee commentary for today. And, these Survivor commentaries are dedicated to KATH, who requested ’em and who, therefore, is the reason I’m watching this now-so-lame-arse show again…. LOVE!

Want more Cheaty? Check it — at THE CHEATY MONKEY!!! 10 days to my due date! Can you BELIEVE?

LOVE!

xo Haley-O