The Bachelorette 6: Episode 4. The Kreepy Kasey edition.

So, apparently, Kasey wants to GUARD AND PROTECT ALI’S HEART.
(Did anyone get a count on how many times he said it? I stopped counting at 14…)

And apparently, he wants to protect it so hard that he got a TATTOO of it. Which, you know, is going to be awesome when he will forever be that creepy dude who got the tat on a reality show that he didn’t even win. Obviously, Kasey is smrt. Oh, and surprise! He sings too. Badly. Twice. AWKWARD.

Kirk said it best: “What we need is one more guy to play the guitar in this house; it’s not
enough yet.” I kind of love Kirk and his maybe-possibly-strategic move to take her to bed (or lose her forever. movie? anyone? extra points if you know it!).

I am really sorry to see Sweater Jesse go. I loved him and his “Can You Feel the Love Tonight” totally kicked Roberto’s ass…but Ali is totally IN TEH LOVE with Roberto, so he’s the one who got to half-nakedly appear in the Broadway musical with her. I liked it…but, you know, jealous thing #1 (The Weatherman) and jealous thing #2 (Frank) didn’t like it all that much.

You know what else I liked? Seeing the guys singing and dancing in spandex.

Ali also loves Chris L, who brought her soup and took care of her and spent the day in bed with her and then made me cry with his story about his mom and rainbows. SOBS.

Also? Who in the heck is this?

PS. I can’t wait to see how many of Ali’s face-suckers get her sickness.