Hi Gorgeouses!
On tap today: GWEN STEFANI’s perfume ad; HALLE BERRY is PREGNANT; MICHELLE WILLIAMS and MATHILDA out and about; OWEN WILSON released from hospital; and, MORE!
check it!!!
HALLE BERRY IS PREGGERS! OFFICIAL!!!
Yes, Halle Berry, 41, is three months along now, and it’s official! Here’s what Halle emailed her good friend Nancy O’Dell, hostess of Access Hollywood:
Yes, I am three months pregnant! Gabriel and I are beyond excited, and
I’ve waited a long time for this moment in life. Now the next seven
months will be the longest of my life!… Can’t wait
to see you and give you a squeeze and see a pic of your little sweetie.
Until then, you heard it from ME first!
Gabriel Aubry and Halle Berry are ONE HOTT COUPLE. This baby can be nothing less than GORJ!!!!
GWEN PREPPING FOR LAMB SHOW IN NYC
I’m really not into the stripes. And, the black and white with red lips is a bit too FIERCE for my taste. But, it’s Gwen. And, she HAS to look FIERCE right now to prep for her LAMB (Love Angel Music Baby) fashion show — which is why she’s in NYC. I’d so love to see that show. Would. LOVE. Like, even if I’d never wear her clothes, I love them for their creativity and oddness….
Usually, methinks Gwen gets away with anything — including the black, white and red look. But…not-so-much…THIS!?!:
I saw this at Shopper’s Drug Mart yesterday. And, I had to go up to it for a closer look because I couldn’t believe it was my Gwenny. I was VERY disappointed. I’m really not a prude. But, this — though fashiony in a vintage sort of way — SCREAMS "BRITNEY." She looks gorj, but it’s all a bit slutty looking, no? The wet t-shirt, the "I Want You All Over Me" slogan, etc.. SCREAMING Britney. I’m just not digging it. This other Lamb Perfume ad is MUCH better:
That’s so much more the Gwen we all know and love…. Marilyn-Monroe, vintage, etc.. AND, red lipstick is supposedly THE Fall colour…. So, what do YOU think of these ads, Gorgeouses? Am I being to prudish? Is it just me?
Look how big Kingston’s getting!
He’s TOTALLY GORJ! Awww!
OWEN WILSON RELEASED FROM HOSPITAL AND WITH FAMILY
Ohh. He looks so fragile. These photos are not here to exploit. This is a very real event. Not publicity. Not for fun. We love you Owen, and support you on your road to recovery.
It’s definitely very encouraging to see Owen with his brother Luke. Friends and family have been bringing food for him, and he’s been in and out of Luke’s house — likely staying there. Get well, Owen.
Photos, with thanks, c/o X17.
MICHELLE WILLIAMS AND MATHILDA OUT AND ABOUT AND LOOKING HAPPY
How adorable is little Mathilda? She looks SO much like her daddy Heath. At least mom looks happy despite the breakup of her marriage — and so does Mathilda. Good.
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash.
BIG BROTHER
Please vote out Jameka. Please vote out Jameka. GOSSIP: did you hear? Amber was NOT interviewed on the CBS morning show like all the other evictees have been so far. Know why? Because she made very antisemitic remarks in a conversation with Jameka. She was talking about Jewish people, saying that they’re this stereotype and that stereotype (I don’t even want to say it). Jameka didn’t exactly disagree with anything Amber said…. Nice…. Anyway, Amber’s a BIG ANTISEMITIC LOSER, and CBS wanted nothing to do with her. Guess she can kiss her MODELING CAREER HOPES good bye, too…. Good riddance! "Good person" (as she likes to call herself)??? MY ARSE!
How hot was Dick flirting with Janelle? They’re SO hooking up after the show. She’s a big smoker, too. So, they can smoke ciggies and NECK all day and night. How jealous am I. AND, I KNEW he smelled good!!! KNEW IT!
Sigh, I love Dick.
CANADIAN IDOL
Surprise, surprise: the best singer/performer/everything goes home. Way to go, Canada. And, I even voted. ME! I voted for Carly Rae (of course). And, she STILL got eliminated. …So, they’re saying I have to sit through the other two WHOEVERS to see who wins? It’s so the blond guy. I’m not a fan. I love Carly Rae. Freaking BOO. HOO.
THIS AND THAT….
There’s so much more gossip, as usual — like Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag (notorious FRENEMIES from MTV’s THE HILLS) will be shooting a Rolling Stones cover together. They don’t have to do anything but SHOW UP, says the mag. Angelina and Brad are ready for ANOTHER CHILD. Toby Maguire weds mother of his baby RUBY. Nicole Kidman reveals that she and Tom wanted to have children right after they got married, and that she, very sadly, had a miscarriage. Nicole is VERY happy with Keith Urban now. She and Kieth met, she says, at the perfect time in her life. And, guess what? Another celebrity marriage bites the dust: Shaquille O’Neal is apparently getting a DIVORCE! He and his wife have 4 children together, ages 1 through 7….
AND, HOW ‘BOUT ALL THE CELEBS SHOWING UP IN TO FOR THE TORONTO FILM FESTIVAL?!? I’LL KEEP YOU POSTED!!!
Any questions??
LOVE!
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LOVE!
xo Haley-O
Looking at the Gwen ad…there is some odd air brushing going on there on the right breast…look at the bottem. it curves up twice…like she has a third breast.
Did I see well?? Heath is on market again?? You make me a happy girl, Haley!!!
Haha!! I voted for Brian!! I want him to win, not Jaydee!! JD is always singing the same type of song!!
It’s fun to see the Wilson family isn’t faking it in their closeness!! But that is pretty much an old truck that Luke has!!
I don’t mind the Gwen slutty-ad so much, maybe because it looks so stylized…airbrushed, & posed to look like the updated pin-up girl. It is almost like an art poster to me, and not her real body…(can anybody who is over 30 and has had a baby have breasts like that?). I suppose that doesn’t make it any less slutty though. Does it matter who is doing the picture? (i.e. Britney with her terrible behaviour? Gwen with her seemingly nice family life/strong self? Can the ‘nice’ girl get away with tramping it up, but the sleezy girl just brings herself down more?)
sorry haley but i think gwen looks hideous in that striped shirt not even she glam queen that she is can get away with that awful look.kingston is so adorable!halle and gabriels baby is going to be the best looking baby on the block,except of course for yours and joshs.i like gwens second ad better.the first one reminds me of scarlett johannsen ads.what exactly was she /they selling?mathilda is really sweet.i didn’t know that heath and michelle split up.i liked carly rae.boo.
I am soo happy for halle, I love gwen- who else could pull off that crap she wears.
I missed Janelle on Big brother- so sad she is my favorite house guest of all the big brother shows.
Michelle looks horrid with that hair
OMG I don’t watch Carly Rae but I know I love her because Rae is my middle name.
Yay!
And so awesome for Halle with her baby!!
I did not hear that about Michelle and Heath!
Also, I wish the best for Owen too. I like him and was sad to hear about him being so unhappy.
Love the second Gwen ad, the slutty one not so much. I just love Owen Wilson, my heart aches for him and his family. oh and for Shaq’s family, that sucks.
ooh can’t wait to see Halle’s baby belly!
wow…Matilda is a Heath clone!
yes, carly rae was robbed… i was soooo disappointed. if that blonde elvis impersonator wins, just – omg.
halle’s baby is going to be so beautiful.
Hugs to Owen and his family.
I totally don’t get your thing for Evil Dick. I actually had to change the channel with the whole Janelle thing because he seemed so pathetic and…gross. Ick.
NOT MY CARLY RAE! I loved her. And this week her performances were unbelievable. However, this is likely a better thing for her career as being Canadian Idol means you have to record their record and sing their songs. She is the only one whose album I would actually buy. The truth is it is all the teenyboppers who are voting so that is why Jaydee is still there ’cause it sure ain’t his singin’ mam. Brian is talented too but just not unique like Carly.