Hi Gorgeouses!
WADDDUP!!?? On tap today: SHOCKING (well, nothing shocks us anymore…) HOLLYWOOD RECONCILIATION; freaking Paris again; celebrity preggers news; BEN, Jen and Vi; Sacha Barron Cohen (LOVE!); and, MORE!
check it!!!
BRITNEY AND KEVIN…TO RECONCILE?
According to NW Magazine, Britney has an unexpected reason to smile lately. She may be reconciling with FEDERSLIME! Can you BELIEVE?? Here’s what NW‘s insider says:
When she was on vacation [in Mexico] she was in the best mood she’s been in for
ages…. She confessed it was because she and Kevin
are slowly moving towards getting back together.
Apparently, she and ‘slime have been talking about this for a while now. Could this announcement BE at a better time? What, with Paris in the slammer, Lindsay in rehab, Nicole facing possible slammer sentence? SOMEONE’s gotta keep us gossiping. Blah blah, of COURSE, that would be Britney. Whatevs. Does anyone even CARE? Oy, but look at her these days!:
Photos, with thanks, c/o X17.
TROUBLE IN PARADISE? (HOPE NOT!)
No. Say it isn’t so. I never EVAH wanted to hear such a thing. But, yes. There is a rumour…. Apparently, Portia needs a little more excitement in her life. Since Arrested Development was abruptly terminated (BOO!!!), Portia’s been going a little stir crazy. Why? Because Ellen likes having her readily available. Which means no career for Portia and lots of retail therapy. But, Portia no likey this. So, there’s tension between the two of them. But, should be aiight — sources say they’re working it out.
PARIS’ VISITORS
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17.
MORE PREGGERS CELEBS
Another day, another celeb pregnancy. ‘Tis the season…or the going trend (as Kath said in yesterday’s comments — good one!)…. Who’s NEXT? Milla Jovovitch DOTH look GORJ, though.
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17.
Sacha Barron Cohen and his wife Isla Fischer ("Isla"?) are expecting. How cute are they? GORJ:
In the above pic, they’re checkin’ the Gay Parade in West Hollywood. Is Sacha there researching for his new character, "Bruno" — a gay Austrian fashion correspondent? Hee! LOVE. HIM! (Love Isla, too, by the way — she’s awesome…Wedding Crashers!!!)
Photo, with thanks, c/o Buzzfoto.
BEN, JEN AND VI
Some of you GORGEOUSES were wondering where Ben’s been all this time, and if he’s involved in the Jen-Vi love duo. YES. HE IS. And, it’s SOOOOOOO cute. Look how adorable they are in these very recent pics (Mondayish). LOVE. THEM. Thank goodness he left J-Lo….
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17.
So, I’m getting emails asking me how excited I am to see NICK return to Y&R. While, yes, it’s somewhat exciting, it’s a little gross and a little uncomfortable. He has a brutally infected leg, and he’s all dirty and sweaty and hairy. No likey. And, this LOGAN chick. NO LIKEY. Are they going to do some kind of disturbing (what they do best…) Misery take-off, or LOST? Will he be lost on that island for a REALLY long time? And, will their be some kind of conspiracy? Is Logan part of that conspiracy. Logan, DUDE, get to your car, NOW, and get Nick to a hospital so he can get back to Phyllis and their daughter. Brutal. HATE.
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This week’s PREGGO POST is up! I got a healthy muffin recipe up there. So, check it — at Haley’s Pregnancy Blog!
TALK TO ME ABOUT A-NY-THING IN THE COMMENTS! I’M THERE!
LOVE!
xo Haley-O
SAM — totally recycled story lines! There’s another one that’s buggin’ me, too — can’t think of it right now….
JENNIFER — SORRY, it’s MILLA JOVOVICH!! Call it bad editing.
JEN — And, there’s more Brit crotch shots — in pink lace underwear. NOBODY needs to see it!!! Love your “unraveling” metaphor!
SPARKS — LOVE THEM!
ALI — I think you’re right — it’s going to be a LONG time before Nick is reunited with Phyll and summer. hate!
TUGGY — yeah, heard it too. Shar denies it, though (see today’s post).
JOD — I sucked not saying Milla Jovovich. Ah well. Got you guessing! She DOTH look like Linda Evangelista, totally!
R&P — Totally been done, like, on EVERY soap opera!
I agree the Nick storyline feels like it has been done before. Great photos today!
yeah, who is the first pregnant chick – Linda Evangelista is my guess
I heard a rumor that Shar Jackson had a pregnancy scare…K-Fed running to Brit again just like last time – HA.
i hate Logan. i just want nick and phyllis back together. it’s going to be a long time, methinks.
ps. jennifer, it’s Milla Jovovich in those photos. she looks supercute!
Ben and Jen continue to look cute
Is Brit unraveling again – literally and figuratively?? Reunion with K-Fed, boobies showing, bum in full view…here we go again.
Glad to see Ben in the pic! SO GLAD he dumped J-Lo…what was THAT anyway?!
Paris…pathetic.
Who is the first pregnant woman in the black dress?
Who is the first pregnant woman in the black dress?
Ben, Jen and Vi are so great I love them!!
As for Y&R – I was waiting for you to say something (since I watch the 4:30 and the mid-day is a day behind.). The whole Nick thing seems to me like they are recycling story lines.
Remember when Victor’s Rolls was car-jacked and drove off the side of a cliff and everyone thought he was dead and was with Hope and had amnesia? Yeah, seems something too much like that.
This Logan character bugs me already and she’s been in one show.
I hate Sharon and LOVE Phyllis, so GREAT! Not sure how I feel about Vicki and JT though… strange.