So You Think You Can Gossip

Hi Gorgeouses!

Calling all Diddy Fans! Hello hello hello hello? Anyone out there? There there there…. Ahem. What else do I have for you today? Oh yes! GORJ high heels on Ms. Lopez…. Naomi Watts gave birth! Bono on the beach with…WHO? OH HAPPY DAY — Jessica Alba is single! And, MORE!

check it!!!!

CALLING ALL DIDDY FANS! (ALL, WHAT, TWO OF YOU?)

It’s a nice pic, anyway. This is what celebrities do for fun…. ‘Specially when they need some time to adjust to an impending divorce and a possible MILLION-DOLLAR-A-YEAR alimony paycheck to the future ex…. Sigh…. Isn’t St. Tropez beautiful?
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash.

NAOMI WATTS HAS HEALTHY BABY BOY!

The NEWEST celebrity baby is…. Alexander Pete Schreiber!! (Nice normal name!) Weighing in at 8 lbs 4 oz. Mom and baby are doing great! Congrats, Naomi and Liev! (I love you, Liev, you hottie, hott hottie!)
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17.

CLAIRE DANES BARES ALL FOR CANADA!

MTV Canada saw A LOT of Claire Danes the other day when she came to promote her new movie Stardust (which looks really interesting, by the way)! Oops! Na na na na na na! We saw your boobie! We saw your boobie! Na na na na na na! Why don’t celebrities wear bras? Like, seriously!

MS. J-LO LOOKS GREAT IN HEELS THAT ARE TO-DIE-FOR!

In my post yesterday at The Cheaty Monkey, my readers and I learned a lot about CELEBRITY FEET! (Check the post — HERE — you won’t BELIEVE how bad celebs’ feet can be! And, there’s no plastic-surgerying that!) I learned that MANY of them have horribly terrible feet. I also learned that celebs WILL SACRIFICE THEIR FEET in the name of fashion. Here’s J-Lo, sacrificing her feet in the name of fashion in these FABULOUS high heels. Some things, I guess, are totally worth sacrificing your feet for…. By the way, this pic was taken outside the Today Show, where J-Lo was promoting her new Spanish CD, El Cantante. She’s so gorj…! And, the shoes are PERF!
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash.

I SO TOTALLY DID NOT WANT TO POST THIS (BOORRRING ALREADY!!!)

So, ALL the INTERGOSSIPS are talking about this. So, I guess it’s my duty to bring it here. Ladidah, Ali Lohan (Lindsay’s 13-year-old sis) wrote an email to David Caplan at 24/Sizzler defending her mom and dissing her dad. Check it:

Hi david this is ali lohan, i want
everybody to know the truth out there. My mom is a single mom of four
children she has always been there for us, she was my mother and father
and still is. My father is telling all lies to people and saying he was
such a great dad and was always there for us, my father was never there
for us, My mom was always there souporting us. i think that the whole
reason why my sister is upset with her self and not as cofident, is
because of my dad not being around, and always staying out late and not
coming home for days, he would come back home never himself, he was
always was making excuses for his bad behavior . And would always blame
my mother. He just wants everybody in the world knowing that he was a
great dad. He wasnt that is all a lie. I just want my sister to stick
throught this okay, and my mother and brothers and i are there for my
sister 100% and have always been. I’ve wanted to say this for so long
and get this out there and let everyone know that our family is like a
normal family but of course we are put under a microscope because of
lindsays fame, lindsay will be fine she is just going through a rough
time right now but she will be fine. i know this for a fact. My sisters
is just like a normal sister. her and I have so much in common. My
mother and sister are huge insperations to me, they have made it
through so much in there lives.
Thankyou for your time god bless, Ali

Sweet. I question Ali’s representation of her mom here…, but what do we REALLY ever know. Besides, nice to see a sister support a sister and her single mom, no matter how screwed they are right now.

THIS JUST IN: Here’s what Ali’s dad tells 24/Sizzler in response:

For Ali to say that I was never there and I’m lying…People who have
known us for 25 years know that I have always there for my kids. These
lies have got to stop because they are having an effect on my children.
We don’t realize in life is that what I do affects my kids.

WHATEVS!!!!! I’ve NEVER believed a word he’s said….

OKAY, WHAT IS THIS??

Photo, with thanks, c/o X17.

Photo, with thanks, c/o X17.

St. Tropez, again. But, WHAT IS BONO DOING WITH PENELOPE CRUZ?? I mean, he’s been married to Alison Hewson for 25 years! And, they have four children together! Ehh, it’s probably nothing. He’s too honourable a guy. Besides, he was also spotted by another photog with Penelope AND Helena Christensen.

Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash.

I’m NOT concerned. Must be a benefit or something. Either that or a SMOKIN’ threesome! (Was that too……..? Sorry, it’s those horndog preggers hormones again! Makin’ me INSANE with LUST.)

JESSICA ALBA IS SINGLE AGAIN

She’s single, BOYYYYZ! How excited are YOU! Apparently, she broke up with Cash Warren ON THE PHONE! Way to go, girl! Here’s what went down according to US Magazine:

Sources tell Us that Alba, who was abroad over the weekend promoting Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, called Warren on July 22 and told him, "I’m not in love with you anymore."

Within hours, Alba had dispatched an assistant to the L.A. home they shared to pack up Warren’s belongings and move him out.

Ooooo…. OUCH!!! Now, is THIS worse than the infamous Sex-And-the-City post-it note??

WANNA KNOW HOW HEIDI MONTAG GETS HER FAB BOD (ASIDE FROM PLASTIC SURGERY…)?

…and wanna have a good laugh at IDIOTIC SPENCER? Check it!:

I love how Spencer put "celebrities" in quotes! HA! Because he’s totally a QUOTE "celebrity" UNQUOTE, in the most NON sense of the word!
Vid, with thanks, c/o US Magazine.

DEFINITELY ONE FOR THE HISTORY BOOKS … DEFINITELY!

I haven’t watched So You think You Can Dance yet…. But, I will say that Mia Michaels, AS USUAL, was BANG ON with her claim that Danny is one for the HISTORY BOOKS. Look at that grand jeté (or split jump)…. He’s FABULOUS. And, he’s my new favourite boy on the show. As for girls, I’m now torn between Lauren, Sara, Sabra, and Lacey…. SUCH a fab show. LOVE! 

EVIL IS LOVE….

Ooo! Look, Gorgeouses! He’s single! (I know, preggers hormones got me wild and crazay again…). He better stay for the long haul. He’s SO dang entertaining!!! We’ll catch up on Big Brother next post. Feel free to DISCUSS in the comments, though! (I haven’t watched today’s show yet…. But WILL ASAP!)

OH OH OH! RACHEL MCADAMS IS IN T.O.!!!! SHE’S FILMING THE TIME TRAVELER’S WIFE HERE! MORE ON THIS AND HER STATUS WITH GOSLING LAYTAH!!!!

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LOVE!

xo Haley-O