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You are here: Home / Uncategorized / So Not Funny

So Not Funny

February 15, 2007 by Unknown

Hi Gorgeouses,

On tap today!: Beyonce fashions, Reese skinny but unhappy (looking), Ashlee’s ever-changing face, Keri Russell gets married, and a Lost Valentine’s Day, Tyra on a…date?

Now, want to know what’s so not funny? I’ve been up for over 24 hours tending to a vomiting monkey AND husband! So, I’m making today’s gossip short and sweet. Mostly because I AM GOING INSANE AND I DON’T WANT TO TAKE YOU DOWN WITH ME!!! Wouldn’t want to do that to you! I am soooo crying right now!

check it!!!!!!!

NOT SURE WHAT TO MAKE OF IT

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Seriously, I don’t know what to make of this dress (which Beyonce wore to the 2007 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Party last night). It’s too strappy. Emphasizes the wrong body parts. I mean, that bootilicious booty does not need such emphasis! Makes me think this is another Beyonce fashion nono. But, I have to add, it is a slight improvement.
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.

REESE LOOKING SKINNY BUT NOT HAPPY….

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At least she had a really adorable Valentine by her side…. Here’s hoping she finds a way-awesomer-than-Ryan new boyfriend soon. Or, at least that she’s happier than she looks here.
Photos, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY, LOST FANS

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Awwwww! They’re sooooo in love!
Photos, with thanks, c/o Flynet Online.

ASHLEE SIMPSON: ADDICTED TO PLASTIC SURGERY?

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Do we have a new Michael Jackson on our hands, or what? Any more surgery and she’s going look like a Jackson, I’m telling you. Wait for it….
Photos, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.

KERI RUSSELL GOT MARRIED IN NYC YESTERDAY

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She married Shane Deary, the father-to-be of the child they’re expecting in the summer. She’s so perty! LOVE.
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.

TYRA GOES OUT ON VALENTINE’S DAY WITH A MYSTERY GUY

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Not sure who this brave guy is, but he went out with Tyra on Valentine’s Day. Could this be love? We shall see…. But, I’ve been wondering what Tyra would be like with a guy….Now I have a visual. She looks sweet. Hope it works out for her.

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Kay, I’m outtie. Going to go cry now because I’m so exhausted and afraid I’m going to get this thing. Please say a little prayer for moi? Pray that I won’t be hit with this narsty bug. Pretty please!! Thanks, Gorgeouses.

I’ll see you in the comments….

And, come show me the love at The Cheaty Monkey. I need it….
xo Haley-O

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Comments

  1. Haley-O says

    February 18, 2007 at 11:02 pm

    THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT, GORGEOUSES! So far no flu! Here’s hoping I’m not getting it!

  2. Drea says

    February 16, 2007 at 10:02 pm

    Is that Kate from lost? shes dating the hobbit? Sorry I forget his name.. but remember him as a hobbit on Lord of the Rings lol. WHAT HIS NAME!? ahhh!.. thinking…. oh yea! charlie!

  3. Jill says

    February 16, 2007 at 8:28 pm

    You do really like us, don’t you?? GEt in bed instead of writting fo us when you are all sick!!! We can wait and understand your lack of posting!!Take CAre of you too, not only your love ones!!
    Beyoncé dress don’t flatter her figure an inch!! She looks like she has a butt double my size!!!
    Ashlee really had a PLASTIC surgery!! She one step closer to having a rubber face!!I’ll had to add her to one of my list of tt!!! She use to be beautiful!!
    How many month does Keri have?? Cuz I don’t see even a little bum on that picture!!
    Mystery guy to Tyra: “Are you gonna kiss me you big fool, or just stand there with your smile for the picture face:P”
    Hope the crying help!!

  4. Tug says

    February 16, 2007 at 7:43 pm

    Stay well my friend!! Get some REST, because wearing yourself down will NOT help. ((hugs & prayers))
    Beyonce? ewwwww.
    Reese looks like she wants the photogs to go away…she’s with her son – leave her alone with the cameras!
    Who DOES Ashlee want to be when she grows up?
    Keri’s a doll…
    Hope Tyra’s happy…she looks good!

  5. LAVENDULA says

    February 16, 2007 at 2:43 pm

    okay there is no way thats ashlee.someone tell beyonce to buy fabric softener to get rid of the static in her undergarments.reese looks so sad.keri is so darn cute.tyra looks so pretty and relaxed in yhat pic.oh sorry everyone sick there.hope you don’t get it too.

  6. Lesley says

    February 15, 2007 at 11:53 pm

    Is Beyonce’s outfit a PVC/dominitrix outfit gone wrong or what?
    Reese does look rather down in the dumps – I still can’t believe they split!
    And Ashlee doesn’t look like Ashlee at all anymore, she could almost get away with walking through a crowd un-noticed as a celeb without the Simpson nose. Such a shame, the nose looked good on her.
    Hopin’ you don’t get sick too!

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