wow. well, the SAG awards were great last night…and NOT just because my personal fave, Sean Penn, took home the Best Actor actor, and not just because he said: "I noticed that the two statues have rather healthy packages." LOVE. and not just because the most uncomfortable moment of the night was probably when Claire Danes read Mary -Louise Parker's name (if you'll remember, Parker was 7-months pregnant with Billy Crudup's baby when he left her for Danes. OUCH) and not just because Jane Krakowski jabbed Calista Flockhart by announcing that the cast of 30-Rock is "a thousand times heavier"
haha.
my only issue with the awards show, actually, is that i was COMPLETELY and TOTALLY underwhelmed by the dresses. seriously. everyone sort of just missed the mark…
I so desperately wanted to like Angelina's dress…but it was way too, well, dumpy
i so desperately wanted to like Tina Fey's dress, but, um, Tina, seriously? she needs a dress that makes her look SEXY, not a dress that makes her look like like a tomboy.
i so desperately wanted to like Claire's dress…but her posture! it kills me! and her chest! she needs a dress that creates the look of cleavage..a push up something or other around her chest.
i so desperately wanted to like Kate's dress…the color was PERFECT.her boobs were perfect. but the dress seemed a little, erm, tight to me…and it was not a flattering cut for her body. and the hair? it made her look like a little boy.
i so desperately wanted to like Amy's dress, but i just couldn't. the top was completely NOT flattering and the lipstick was completely the wrong shade.
i so desperately wanted to like Emily's dress…but there was just NOTHING right about this one.
i so desperately wanted to like Eva's dress…but it looks like she's a bridesmaids in wedding. in the 80's. also…i'm pretty sure she's worn this color before.
so, these are my picks for best dressed…
…and i STILL don't feel all that great about them. i hope we see some more flattering looks at the Oscars!
(all photos by Albert L. Ortega / PR Photos)
monstergirlee says
I totally agree with all your comments.
And why is it so many women who wear strappy gowns look like they’re walking around with their shoulders raised – holding it up or something like that? You can totally see it in Emily’s picture.
Holly says
kate’s dress from the waist up is awesome. love.
Haley-O says
I LOVED Angelina’s dress. Not a lot of people could pull it off. But, she really did. I knew I’d be the only one to love it…. But, still. LOVED it.
HATED Amy Adams dress. So desperately wanted to love it. But, HATED IT.
ali says
it’s Evan Rachel Wood.
she was in the Wrestler.
you may have seen her in Across the Universe?
Jen says
Slim, slim pickins Ali. Btw, who is the redhead in the last pic?
Jodi says
i agree with all your comments. eva longoria – hello prom 1995. and angelina – not only is it frumpy – but that seems to be her only look these days.